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It's Bat Boy.

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Bat “Child”

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Kevin Sorbo? Oh wait, he's not dead, just his career is.

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Holy shit! It's Brandon Lee!

With the remake of The Crow now out, it's the perfect time to reveal that the son of Bruce Lee faked his death in a fake on-set shooting incident.

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Amelia Earhart? D. B. Cooper? Ozzy Osbourne?

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Amelia Earhart? D. B. Cooper? Ozzy Osbourne?

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It's Ronald Reagan!

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Elvis and JFK! Fresh of of their escapades with Bubba Ho-Tep!

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Goat Boy?

Jim Breuer is technically alive I think, but just.

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Hermann Goering?

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So how does one become a prophet? What are the qualifications? Is it like being made a saint where you have to have “provable” miracles associated with you?

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You start off as an estimated prophet and hope enough suckers believe you.

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You just start calling yourself a prophet, and, if you predict things that piss off the people in power enough to kill you, then everyone else calls you a prophet as well.

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Fatty Arbuckle.

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It’s Dean Cain.

Oh wait, he’s not dead. Just his career.

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Warren Harding?

Calvin Coolidge?

Herbert Hoover?

James Buchanan?

Alferd Packer? Yeah! It'll be Alferd Packer.

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Definitely Elvis. He liked Nixon, too.

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"STOP CALLING US WEIRD!!!1!!

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My money's on Rob Schneider's Career.

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