So how does one become a prophet? What are the qualifications? Is it like being made a saint where you have to have “provable” miracles associated with you?
You just start calling yourself a prophet, and, if you predict things that piss off the people in power enough to kill you, then everyone else calls you a prophet as well.
It's Bat Boy.
Bat “Child”
Kevin Sorbo? Oh wait, he's not dead, just his career is.
Holy shit! It's Brandon Lee!
With the remake of The Crow now out, it's the perfect time to reveal that the son of Bruce Lee faked his death in a fake on-set shooting incident.
Amelia Earhart? D. B. Cooper? Ozzy Osbourne?
Amelia Earhart? D. B. Cooper? Ozzy Osbourne?
It's Ronald Reagan!
Elvis and JFK! Fresh of of their escapades with Bubba Ho-Tep!
Goat Boy?
Jim Breuer is technically alive I think, but just.
Hermann Goering?
So how does one become a prophet? What are the qualifications? Is it like being made a saint where you have to have “provable” miracles associated with you?
You start off as an estimated prophet and hope enough suckers believe you.
You just start calling yourself a prophet, and, if you predict things that piss off the people in power enough to kill you, then everyone else calls you a prophet as well.
Fatty Arbuckle.
It’s Dean Cain.
Oh wait, he’s not dead. Just his career.
Warren Harding?
Calvin Coolidge?
Herbert Hoover?
James Buchanan?
Alferd Packer? Yeah! It'll be Alferd Packer.
Definitely Elvis. He liked Nixon, too.
"STOP CALLING US WEIRD!!!1!!
My money's on Rob Schneider's Career.