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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

White elephant sale. Old people's junky leftovers.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Someone make a shiny toy to distract him.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Leaving aside the whole legality thing, and the costs to the USG of getting rid of all of the listening devices; The interior design is just awful. It reminds me of the decorating scheme of a really ugly hair salon - beige, beige, beige, and, oh, more beige.

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AIB's avatar

I see. Instead of hoping the next president tells him no, of course you can’t keep the Qatari plane, I should hope the next president tells him to keep the plane — and never sell it.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Congress should pass a bill requiring Trump or the Trump Org to reimburse the government for any costs spent renovating that plane.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Or have NYC use eminent domain and seize Orange Turd Tower.

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Vincent's avatar

Good to see the Democrats have proposed the weakest possible option they can take.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

That's the floating palace he boasted about?

Looks like a plane. With stuff in it. In basic beige.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

“He wants it, he must have it,” sez Dok

“We can’t ignore the president’s desires” sez his VP

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/8SVaaWMzGyQ

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Trump is a rapist, and his desires should be ignored and quashed.

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Gray Zebra's avatar

The thought that comes to me is if he gets his way and receives the Qatari plane it cost a B to check it out for bugs and install the security needed by a president what happens to the security once 47 leaves office. No one has mentioned this. Surely he can’t be allowed to keep the technology and security of a Presidential plane.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Leaves office? You still have hope?

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RRJKR's avatar

Wanna bet?

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Goddess this just gets dumber the more I hear it

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I was not expecting the bulls-eye target motif in the lounges. Don''t stand directly in front of the

teevee!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Never look a gift jet in the engines.

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Nemo's avatar

Air Farce Won. He should just buy Hugh Hefner's old Big Bunny, or Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express. For sentimental value.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If he wanted Hugh Hefner's Big Bunny, or Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express, he wouldn't buy them for sentimental value.

He'd make us buy them for sentimental value.

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I Stedman's avatar

Incidentally, the "Trump Presidential Library" is at the moment not an even half-baked idea, yet the 747 is only one of many enormous 'donations'.

Rules say that Mr. Trump cannot 'directly use the funds', but anyone want to take the bet that the "Library" will be established somewhere on the grounds of Mar-A-Lago, which will charge them about $100,000 a month in 'rent' for the land? Or perhaps in a Trump Tower somewhere, with similar 'rent' or a truly ridiculous mortgage?

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

When you're a Jet

You're a Jet

all the way

From your first cigarette

to your something, something, something....

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eddi-SABH's avatar

86th day.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Let him have it. Then the next real president can order it sunk in some ocean. Getting rid of waste fraud and abuse.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

That's a good idea. It could be used as a framework for a coral reef.

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