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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'd even trade Britain for Boris Johnson.

biff murphy's avatar

If I had a million $$$ I'd buy myself a good job as well Gordon... Maybe you can buy another?

John Robinson's avatar

As directed by Quentin Tarantino from a script by Edward G.E.L. Bulwer-Lytton, written the morning after after eating a late-night meal of peaches and frog's legs while reading Titus Andronicus.

NerdWithNoName's avatar

Someone has actually read Titus Andronicus? In my Shakespeare class, the prof had us count the number of deaths. I forget the total but it was large.

kmblue187's avatar

Remember how G. Gordon Liddy was the whack job for Nixon, "I'm a big spy Special Ops!"Giuliani is so the whack job for Trump. Two "stable geniuses".

Keith Taylor's avatar

The Elizabethan equivalent of snuff movies.As though the Elizabethans needed snuff movies.

SFNY's avatar

Re the most important Article of Impeachment beyond Ukraine: "This is the way things work now: Donald Trump is credibly reported to have given aid and comfort to an enemy that attacked the United States—and this allegation, several days later, is not part of the news cycle or the scandal that is fueling the impeachment drive on Capitol Hill. The story of the most profound betrayal a president can commit has vanished from the national discourse."

David Corn breaks it down here at MoJo

Barney's avatar

And if Trump says --or implies-- that he'll pardon you, go off and scrible down notes of the conversation and send them to Nadler.

chronozoan's avatar

republicans are in a constant state of spittle-spewing rage. eventually like little children they'll get tired and fall asleep.

mrpuma2u's avatar

This is pretty much the ultimate proof of the axiom "You can't fix stupid"

Zyxomma's avatar

TL, DR. Well, I read two thirds of it. Ta, Evan.

ryp's avatar

"Just make it crystal clear, that brand new Mercedes is in no way a quid pro quo in return for making sure the city council approves my redevelopment plan, but let's not discuss this any further, capice."

santyclz's avatar

The box was only following orders.