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All of us, Katie?

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It's so hard to find good help these days.

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Karma's a bitch when you're forced to lick the spoon you just used to stir shit.

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Four-year-old kid has more, and more expensive, toys than I do? USA!

</snark> Even 1%-er kids start out sweet. I hope she keeps it up.

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ct:

Then the experienced thief returns and takes the brand news stuff.

But - after taking another look at your moniker - perhaps I'll telling you something you already know.

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so Cindy Lou Who stayed up late and then ratted out the babysitter- seems pretty reckless

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Used chickens are definitely not worth stealing a second time.

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My only memory of racism (thank Heaven) is wondering out loud why black people's hands weren't as dark as the rest of their skin.

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