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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's so hard to find good help these days.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Karma's a bitch when you're forced to lick the spoon you just used to stir shit.

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Four-year-old kid has more, and more expensive, toys than I do? USA!

</snark> Even 1%-er kids start out sweet. I hope she keeps it up.

TundraGrifter's avatar

ct:

Then the experienced thief returns and takes the brand news stuff.

But - after taking another look at your moniker - perhaps I'll telling you something you already know.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Cindy Lou Who stayed up late and then ratted out the babysitter- seems pretty reckless

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Used chickens are definitely not worth stealing a second time.

The Quirk's avatar

My only memory of racism (thank Heaven) is wondering out loud why black people's hands weren't as dark as the rest of their skin.