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My kid, but I'm sure Carson did the same thing, also too.

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I knew there was a reason I give money to Netflix every month! (And Wonkette too!)

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Its all fun a games until they get the ovens built.

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No, that's right, the majority of white people. It's just that checking out the opinions expressed on Gateway Pundit, as I do from time to time, can make you highly pessimistic. Maybe it's a hopeful sign that the commenters over there seem to be shrinking to a smaller number of endlessly posting regulars, growing more extreme if possible. Maybe in desperation?

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He's neighbors (in the projects) with Dame Peggyton Noonington's Mexican friend.

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My brain surgeon did the same thing.

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Does Rachel's black friend know Tom Friedman's cabbie? Maybe he IS Tom Friedman's cabbie!!! Oh my Dog the universe is collapsing into a singularity right before our eyes!!!

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But the lesser evil is still evil. s/ Fuck all those mofo Stein voters. Dumb ass morons, cost us the supreme court for a generation.

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SCOTUS just decided to let N. Carolina and Texas continue to gerrymander voting districts so that both brown and black people will be deprived of any real chance to elect the candidates of their choice. Trump's right wing puppet judge was the deciding vote. He's the one that got in because the right wing senate decided to not allow a black president to do his job and appoint a justice to the SCOTUS. Thanks to all you Bernie Bros and Stein Sisters who gave Trump the presidency. We'll all be paying for your abysmal ignorance for thirty years.

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And he was amused (not really) with her sheltered white existence.

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This chick led me down a complete google wormhole of real world contestants. I feel dirty. I blame her.

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Your kid, or Carson?

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The last black person she knew was Mohammed Bilal.

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I don't have any black friends. But I don't have any friends.

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Got room for a couple more? I love maple syrup, dislike the current everything, and I just bought a Subaru...

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Have you asked a friend to help? Maybe take you to an open grassy field to practice? Bikes are the shit and I’m positive you’ll do fine learning to ride. Fun fact: Only in America are bikes considered solely toys or exercise equipment; in the rest of they world they are considered legit transportation..l

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