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Never go full Bricktop:

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And the way he muscles up to them bars and PHOOM!

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An ulcer from that combo.

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Well two legs bad four legs good. And if I recall animal farm correctly, the wing is a form of leg according to orthodoxy.

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As long as it's not too shagged out from a long squawk...

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Writing as Richard Cranium.

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My very wise interpretation: who here hasn't wanted to claim a different race at some point in their lives? They're like family; embarrassing as all hell and always up in your shit.

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this is the most relevent question here

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According to court documents obtained by the site, Dolezal, who went by Rachel Moore at the time, sued the historically black college by alleging discrimination "based on race, pregnancy, family responsibilities and gender." From the report: She alleged that Smith and other school officials improperly blocked her appointment to a teaching assistant post, rejected her application for a post-graduate instructorship, and denied her scholarship aid while she was a student. The court opinion also noted that Dolezal claimed that the university’s decision to remove some of her artworks from a February 2001 student exhibition was "motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students over" her.Two years later, a judge dismissed the lawsuit.Rachel Dolezal Sued Howard University for Racial Discrimination

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Ahh, you've got me pinin' for the fjords. Also, too does it mean I can marry my pet fish, Eric? He's an halibut.

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What pet store are you registered at?

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/snark. absolutely. i think her comparing herself to transgender is more to the point of personal identity more so than the actual direct comparison. This is why the elite has nothing to fear from us plebes. We will tear apart some one who whole heartedly supports the cause and is the same sinking boat as the rest of because they're not vegan enough, or peta enough, or liberal enough and now apparently black enough. If we are a post racial society why does it matter that she is not black and even more so why dos she need to pretend she is? We liberals like to say race doesn't matter but here is this article tearing this woman down cause she wants to be/lied about being black, when it comes right down to it, it really doesn't matter how different she is as long as shes fighting for the same thing. snark

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I happen to be 53 — if I believe I’m 65, I say it to my doctor, I feel it in my core, can I apply for Medicare? ...given the transgender case law, you may have a point.”

Having finished demonstrating how ludicrous this would be, Ablow then went to church, taking advantage of his First Amendment right to worship an imaginary being he is sure exists.

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That's the power of wealth right there. You can buy babies.I wonder who the parents really are and how much they got and if they feel bad about it now.

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Ha Ha!

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You want to marry Eric just for the halibut . . ?

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