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And he's less of an ass.

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You made me look up the gestation period for donkeys. It's eleven months. They're not taking a lot of time off.

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Gee, I just thought it was #donkeysfuckalot

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Donkey, Donkey Candlelight Doin' the town and doin' it right...

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In case you're wondering what Antosia sees in him .... <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Hs4WLLW_sBo/S9o9gD5V1II...">http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H... (Warning: exactly what it says it is.)

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Is this the unbridled sexxxy time the conservatives at Heritage Society are so fearful of? <a href="http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/msnbc\/how-dcs-conservative-elite-view-liberals" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/how-dcs-conservative-e...">http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/...

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Francis of Assisi?

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TRZYMAĆ seksowania Ten osioł!

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Great <i>Onion</i> article...

Wait, what?

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The Polish Tea Party did, however, prevent Antosia's access to birth control and a legal abortion.

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<i>some Polish moral majority types complained about their children witnessing unbridled Donkey Lust to a local official...</i>

I can see why: "Unbridled Donkey Lust - The Sequel" had a catchier story line and much better acting. Or so I heard...from somewhere...

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...and why do you ask, Two Donkeys Fucking?

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Creating new generations of lefty voters, striking fear in conservatives everywhere...it's a beautiful thing. Fuck on, little donkeys, fuck on!

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Better, too, probably.

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Oh my Gawd, Doc got me with Eat, Bray, Love, and then you come with the gratuitous Silkwood reference! Are you people TRYING to make me spit iced tea all over my ipad?

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And fuck off, little Teabaggers.

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