Rachel explains to the world how great Wonkette is. Oh hey, what did yr Wonkette do last night? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! Well, we were winning trivia with our trivia team at a place that serves alcoholic beverages, and also our words were being read on "The Rachel Maddow Show," by Rachel Maddow, who
I heard the White Tails were the ones that you didn't want in your house, not that most people would want any spider that big in their house. I have a friend who lives in Melbourne, so she kindly sends me many, many pictures of the Huntsmen in her house. I'm not scared of small spiders, and I have some in my house right now taking care of business, but once the size of the body exceeds the size of a pea, I start to get real nervous, and any larger than that, I lose my metaphorical shit entirely.
Rachel is never rude to people, because she is a perfect lady, but she also speaks truth to power. How she manages to blend these two qualities I do not know, but I revere her for it.
"were President Trump to seek congressional authorization to nuke Sweden"
Silly Wonkette! tRump doesn't need authorization to nuke anyone. Declare war, yes. Launch nukes, no. We will all be dead soon.
I heard the White Tails were the ones that you didn't want in your house, not that most people would want any spider that big in their house. I have a friend who lives in Melbourne, so she kindly sends me many, many pictures of the Huntsmen in her house. I'm not scared of small spiders, and I have some in my house right now taking care of business, but once the size of the body exceeds the size of a pea, I start to get real nervous, and any larger than that, I lose my metaphorical shit entirely.
You say wonketo,I say wonk-etto.You say tomatoI say tometto.Wonketo, Wonketto,Tomato, TomettoLet's call the whole thing off!
This was awesome. :)
No Kidding. Not to mention Walter Cronkite. And Edward R. Murrow, but he was a little before my time.
Only fanny pats? No groping?
"Fanny" doesn't mean that body part in Australia. Sounds like something Trump would do if you get my meaning.
Ya hear that? You're famous!!!!! Somebody famous loves you!!!
Rachel is never rude to people, because she is a perfect lady, but she also speaks truth to power. How she manages to blend these two qualities I do not know, but I revere her for it.
I love that scene. Is that what's going to happen to the Strumpet, preferably in the next day or so?
I thought they were "I Don't Knows", as in, "Not Sure If Guy Or Girl."-------Which is, of course, totally cool.
Well, "Not Sure If Guy Or Girl" would be "(I) (D)on't (K)now (W)hich (S)ex which is, as you say, is totally cool.
However, "idks" would be (I) (D)on't (K)now (S)ex, which would be totally tragic.
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Trick question?
Jesus Christ, we have to put our slim, battered hope for a functioning Democracy in fucking Louisiana? Rachel, feel free to share that..(love you).
I wonder if anyone else knows about this DELIGHTFUL person?https://media1.giphy.com/me...