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We are both 39 and the only reason either of us remembers striped prison uniforms is from old Burt Reynolds movies.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

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That is law in Wisconsin too

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Jack Benny is still 39

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OOOOOHHHH Rochester !

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"... and how much we have to pay to whom to get it."

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I am licensed in MI, NY, DC and CA. There is a lot of serious BS being slung around by these people.

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I would go to a prison to watch DJT go to prison.

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IKR? The fascists have us WILDLY outgunned on funding, but - happily for us - they're greedy bastards and pocket nine-tenths of it.

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Here, have $600,000

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Simple. Essential consultants was just a pass through. Poorly set up to try to hide the source and destination of the funds. Mueller most likely knows exactly where the money went. That's why he passed it on to another prosecutor, then they got the warrant to raid Cohen's office and residence. That raid may have been in response to foreseeing a leak on this information Avenatti has. And Avenatti says he has some information on where the money went.

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Please Iran and/or North Korea, when you decide to bomb us Yankee imperialists/infidels/Great Satan, please, please target AT&T headquarters and Verizon first. If you have anything left after that, might I suggest Wrestlemania, every Major League baseball stadium* and Kansas?Shit, I might even get down on a prayer rug facing Mecca with my ass up in the air and scream Allahu Akbar(!) a few times if you did that. Maybe even join the throngs of Muslins dancing in delight on the streets in broad daylight in New Jersey who for some reason never got caught on video in this age of cell phones. And also celebrate the great massacre at Bowling Green.

* Except the one in Canada.

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I want all of these people to be publicly booed and catcalled every time they leave their houses. I want every their every living moment to be filled with the sound of people yelling shame and HOOO!https://youtu.be/02Vo_Q0nt-...

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“To help us understand how the President and his administration might approach a wide range of policy issues important to the company, including regulatory reform at the FCC, corporate tax reform and antitrust enforcement.”

You donate money to his campaign and PACs, and he does whateverthefuck you want. Just ask the Kochs.

You're welcome, assholes, and here's my bill for $200,000.

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So,Trump says to Cohen: What's the point of being President if you can't take bribes. My question is this: Did Cohen have the tape before the FBI raided his office?

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Fox "News" HQ would be a most attractive target, also too.

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That's sick.

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