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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I always assumed Rich Lowry was making a reference to his self-asphyxiation spanky activities.

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You got your excellence in my profanity!

<i>You</i> got your profanity in my excellence!

(Obvs euphemisms for Wonket Buttschmechs)

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I am always proud to be a bleeding heart tree hugging libtard but never more so than at this moment.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is a great day for journalism and profane mommyblogs.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us</i>

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"You like us. You <i>really</i> like us."

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The cry, "USA! USA!" is the new "Dude". It can mean almost anything you want it to, from "Great save, Howard!", to "What do you mean your mom wasn't born here?"

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can we declare our Vile Little Snark Caliphate yet?

Lot_49's avatar

USA! USA! <i>Buttßechs! Buttßechs!</i>

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Senior year in high school, they took a photo of all the National Merit Scholars. Next day they all had their photos and names in the paper. My Mom was reading it and she asked me "Who is 'Abraham Morachink?"

I said "He wrote our science textbook. Why do you ask?"

One of my friends had given the reporter that name.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

If that's not in the wonkette store by the end of the day I will have a sadz

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As the profound orator of his time, Doctor John Zoidberg has something to say on this matter: <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/im..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e62aa8353f87191d7...">http://www.quickmeme.com/im...