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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dead people who vote? Lizard people? That guy in the coffee shop that brings his 26” screen and plugs it into his laptop?

dslindc's avatar

What about BENGHAZI?!!!!!

Jared James's avatar

Selective persecution!!

Jared James's avatar

Voting fraud occurs at roughly twice the rate of murders in this country. I agree if murders were to jump from around 4.8 per 100,000 to 9 and a half per 100,000, we would have compelling reason to Do Something to Fix the Problem.

But no election ever, in the history of humanity, has or will be decided by 5 votes out of 100,000. No one could possibly accept that as legitimately reflecting the will of the electorate, and no one would ever have a good reason to, which by Human Logic eliminates this twice-the-murder-rate "problem" as a feature of reality, but in Panicky Idiot Logic is <b>TWICE AS BAD AS THE MURDER RATE ZEE OH EM GEE</b> Benghazi!!!11!

Chris Grrr's avatar

The ruthless persecution of fundamentalist Xians.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The lobbyists for Staples and Office Depot earned their munnies that day.