</center>Wonkette is pleased to report that we officially exist on the internet, after years of relying on strangers to notice us wearing Wonkette T-shirts and carrying Wonkette tote bags (available in the <a href="http: //wonkettebazaar.com/shop/" target="_blank">Wonkette Sweat Shop</a> for the low, low price of "money"!) and crinkle their eyebrows like maybe they recognize that logo from somewhere.
Ahhh, yes, I remember those halcyon days of yesteryear! When all it took to be lionized was timing and the temerity to copy someone else's joke that had little or nothing to do with the post, and then paste it verbatim as the very first comment.
Attacking and bullying people when they called you out on it didn't hurt, either.
Regarding corrections, I remain convinced that a big reason why Actor212 commented as quickly and as frequently as he did back then was because he derived some sort of perverse joy from locking down others' mistakes.
Thanks a lot! Almost choked when they caught Carson working on the jigsaw puzzle. Don't watch this while eating. Laughing and eating can kill you (public service announcement) .
Thank you! I thought this was you, but another commenter who showed up a short time after all that with a "DrV#####" nym always threw me off.
Now, edit that reply, friend, before it happens again. (And it very well could — certain otherwise intelligent people still prefer lies to the truth, sadly.)
I thought the same once, and then I too was murdered. So many ruined lives in that senseless war, and all it took for the instigator to win it was some insincere ass kissing and a case of crappy wine.
Wow, good memory! La signora Quarantanova prefers La Perla from NancyMeyer.com, whose website is quite nice.
I was an early casualty in that conflict and missed its denouement, preferring to sulk in my tent for about six months, imagining I could quit Wonkette.
La Signora has impeccable taste. That is quite a nice website, indeed, and you therefor may not hear from me again soon.
(It's just as well that you were in your tent – that shit got really ugly, to a libelous degree. Still is, in a way, as far as I'm concerned. But sheer lingerie makes everything a bit better. Ciao!)
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the chat cave...
Ahhh, yes, I remember those halcyon days of yesteryear! When all it took to be lionized was timing and the temerity to copy someone else's joke that had little or nothing to do with the post, and then paste it verbatim as the very first comment.
Attacking and bullying people when they called you out on it didn't hurt, either.
Regarding corrections, I remain convinced that a big reason why Actor212 commented as quickly and as frequently as he did back then was because he derived some sort of perverse joy from locking down others' mistakes.
Thanks a lot! Almost choked when they caught Carson working on the jigsaw puzzle. Don't watch this while eating. Laughing and eating can kill you (public service announcement) .
V572625694. Had to change it when Barb declared a jihad on me.
Transylvania 6-5000.
TOO FUNNY!
Yes, Wonkette & Maddow. Like toast and jam, like burgers and fries, like cake and ice cream. All the good things in life.
Generally the one who LEAVES last has to pay.
She must have a place to crash in NYC, though.
It's getting a bit crowded in here.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I should like to give Wonkette ALL my monies now! This is very exciting :-)
Thank you! I thought this was you, but another commenter who showed up a short time after all that with a "DrV#####" nym always threw me off.
Now, edit that reply, friend, before it happens again. (And it very well could — certain otherwise intelligent people still prefer lies to the truth, sadly.)
Which reply? I have nothing to hide, General Alexander Admiral Rogers!
I thought the same once, and then I too was murdered. So many ruined lives in that senseless war, and all it took for the instigator to win it was some insincere ass kissing and a case of crappy wine.
Still a Victoria's Secret fan?
Wow, good memory! La signora Quarantanova prefers La Perla from NancyMeyer.com, whose website is quite nice.
I was an early casualty in that conflict and missed its denouement, preferring to sulk in my tent for about six months, imagining I could quit Wonkette.
La Signora has impeccable taste. That is quite a nice website, indeed, and you therefor may not hear from me again soon.
(It's just as well that you were in your tent – that shit got really ugly, to a libelous degree. Still is, in a way, as far as I'm concerned. But sheer lingerie makes everything a bit better. Ciao!)