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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

I am holding out for one built by a eccentric food loving scientist and his assistant. A blond FBI lady with superpowers and Joshua Jackson to save us.

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

It's like watching a hostile takeover where a vulture capitalist swoops in to gut a struggling company before selling off the assets.

M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Except that vultures are sweet, useful (if somewhat smelly) creatures who clean up carrion, while venture capitalists prey on the living.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

That diagram needs to be updated with Wilbur Ross, now our esteemed Commerce Secretary.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The Steele Dossier" sounds like an interesting thriller. I hope it's a story with a happy ending.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you heard about - or perhaps read - "The Glass House?" I saw a review and I'm going to pick it up. It will probably be like "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" - I found it so depressing I never finished it.

Speaking of memoirs - I wonder what Wonkette's lobbyist is up to these days? Remember her and her sweater puppies?

JParkerSD46's avatar

So at some point the question that must be asked and answered is: Donald J. Trump, Preznit of these here U.S. of A's (still fucking unbelievable) - useful idiot or useless eater? The world awaits.

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

This is all a plot conceived by Reynolds Wrap, Inc.

stuff's avatar

on Earth one Gore won in 2000 but got one term before losing to McCain. Hillary was elected in 2012 and now serving her second term. Senator Obama is currently favored to win 2020.

phoenix00's avatar

With the assist to Julian Assange and wikileaks.

phoenix00's avatar

As someone who lives just south of Vancouver who lives close enough to the border, fawwwwwwk.

phoenix00's avatar

"This is still not evidence. No investigation is necessary. Now when can I lock up Hillary?" - Chaffetz