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Fixed it indeed. Thank you!

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Mrs Lot_49 felt obliged to go there, so, against my better judgment we actually visited Ms Deem's ugly chancre on the Savannah streetscape a few years ago. You had to stand in line at 10 in the morning to get a table for lunch. Inside the place had the menu and ambiance of a TGI Friday's.

This seems to demonstrate that enough teevee exposure will make anything popular. Like Bill O'Reilly.

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Feeds 5,000.

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Um, Paula? Nickel's worth of free advice for you. If you're trying to compare yourself to someone, it kinda helps to:

a) actually refer to them by name b) avoid using dog-whistles that can be heard from low-Earth orbit

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Paula, please take all that money that you made and retire to some shack where you can roll yourself in lard and flour to your hearts content. Just leave the rest of the world out of it.

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This woman deep fried <i> a fucking lasagna.</i> How do you restore your good name after that sort of atrocity?

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My doc just told me that I have too much 'bad' cholesterol. Can somebody tell me, in that picture, which one is the good cholesterol, and which one is the bad?

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Actually, in Pigeon Forge most of the poultry is really possum.

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I believe Ted Bundy once said "I just want to be known as a drifter, not as a drifter who murders innocent women frequently".

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Paula Deen is like Michael Sam because they both like guys in steamy locker rooms?

We are all Michael Sam!

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Needs more gravy.

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Sorry but plump southern cooks aren't trailblazers or heroes. They're just plump southern cooks and some are more racist than others.

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