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He's Italian so maybe Grappa?

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Did you tell the yahoo why?

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What I fear most is that we will be undone by "protest votes". I had to spend considerable effort and passion persuading my idealistic 30ish daughter that a vote for anyone but Biden at this point is as good as a vote for Trump. Of course both she and I know her vote is up to her. But I left a heavier than usual "I know you'll give it some thought and do what you feel is right" hanging as we hung up the phone.

She really does want to do the right thing and has since assured me that she is clear on how we all have to vote. But have to admit my heart is broken at her cynical response when I asked how she was feeling about her choice.

The sexual assault allegation turned her hard against Biden. I had to be the POS who told his daughter that even if I had proof positive Biden had done what he is accused of, I would still use him to vote against Donald Trump on Nov 3. I asked her to trust that I am who she thinks I am and so probably not saying that just to be a dick. I wanted her to understand that I was unlikely to take such a position unless our actual lives were on the line. I don't know that I convinced her. But she did change her mind.

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The bedwetter's guide to reading polls:Biden up 10 or more: "It's an outlier, and this is no time to get complacent".Biden up 7-9: "The race is going to tighten, and Trump could still win the Electoral College."Biden up 6 or less: "Biden is slipping in the polls, he's a terrible choice and we are going to lose again."

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Also! Joe Biden has a 6% lead over Trump among active military service members!! Not just retired top brass love Joe (or hate Bunker Fuck).

Hillary lost this same group by 20%; Obama lost to Romney by over 30% among active soldiers.

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Doodles; is that you?

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I have spent the last week or so being gaslit on Twitter by the kind of people who give Bernie fans a bad name, yelling that Trump was totally knocking it out of the park at the RNC, "Biden is losing 2-4 points a month", and fascism was coming and it was our fault for not choosing "the Lenin of our time" as the nom.

It was so overthetop and divorced from reality that maybe in retrospect it was actually Trumpists or Russian spooks, but it really scared me.

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No, we did the walk through and GTFO. Plus, the neighbor had a cop car in the driveway, lol.

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Billy Butcher, is that you...?

https://youtu.be/AN2MW1yFryI

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(Did i say he'd to pay for the full 6 minutes? That is naturally an underestimate since that would only count the amount of time i was engaging in professional services - however with the other necessary preparation and after work, i should be able to get at least 30 minutes of billable hours out of that second - and then add in the padding of the bill and Ed's ooking at a full hour plus of course expenses and overhead)

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irresponsible horse race thing

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The Rs started on her in '92 when they saw she was no Ladybird, Pat, or Nancy.

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Can't give you reassurances. The only poll that matters is the one on November 3.

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The "tightening poll numbers" are like one of those optical illusions where two parallel lines appear to be getting closer, but turn out to be the same distance apart at each end.

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trump, bringing fascists, racists, bigots, and all around general assholes together.

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And Fred, Jr. drank himself to death.

He was an airline pilot. That's a pretty elite cadre, flying the big jets and responsible for hundreds of lives on every flight. And he got their on his own, not Daddy's money.

And he was always considered a failure in the Trump family.

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