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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

To be fair trump didn’t create them, he just gave them courage to come out of their moms’ basements.

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Charles Wolf's avatar

I've always called chili peppers my marker buoys.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I suggest you add Time Team to your repertoire. 20 seasons available for free on the ‘tube. Plus Baldrick!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

But he has such a kind and winning smile in the photo with the BIG GUN AND BANDOLIER NONCHALANTLY TOSSED OVER HIS SHOULDER!!!!!!!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

TOO SOON

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

If he admits to watching the Perry Mason re-boot and is up for the commute he could get the nod for that newly open SDNY prosecutor position.

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Klapaucius's avatar

Perhaps there was also a big bag with "Swag" written on the outside?

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Klapaucius's avatar

Try "The Fast Show" as well, the best sketch comedy the UK ever made. Paul Whitehouse is an under- appreciated comedy genius.

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GlazedHaim's avatar

"M80s"? Those was bomb making materials, man.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

No thanks.

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toughsister's avatar

20 to life?

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Pence would do no better.

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harryeagar's avatar

Since we are fixated on Tucker Carlson this news cycle, this would be a good time to find Carlson reading a report from someplace that said that the greatest threat of terrorism in America was white men, to which Carlson responded by cocking a supercilious eyebrow and asking his viewers: "Really? White men?"

Yeah, really.

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harryeagar's avatar

I wondered about that. Was there another one labeled 'Lunch Meat" and so he was worried he might put the wrong thing on his sammich?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

You're totally right. Now, they're replacing all the gauges and controls with screens. Once those go out, you can just toss the whole car into a crusher.

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