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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

To be fair trump didn’t create them, he just gave them courage to come out of their moms’ basements.

Charles Wolf's avatar

I've always called chili peppers my marker buoys.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I suggest you add Time Team to your repertoire. 20 seasons available for free on the ‘tube. Plus Baldrick!

thixotropic jerk's avatar

But he has such a kind and winning smile in the photo with the BIG GUN AND BANDOLIER NONCHALANTLY TOSSED OVER HIS SHOULDER!!!!!!!

thixotropic jerk's avatar

If he admits to watching the Perry Mason re-boot and is up for the commute he could get the nod for that newly open SDNY prosecutor position.

Klapaucius's avatar

Perhaps there was also a big bag with "Swag" written on the outside?

Klapaucius's avatar

Try "The Fast Show" as well, the best sketch comedy the UK ever made. Paul Whitehouse is an under- appreciated comedy genius.

GlazedHaim's avatar

"M80s"? Those was bomb making materials, man.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Pence would do no better.

harryeagar's avatar

Since we are fixated on Tucker Carlson this news cycle, this would be a good time to find Carlson reading a report from someplace that said that the greatest threat of terrorism in America was white men, to which Carlson responded by cocking a supercilious eyebrow and asking his viewers: "Really? White men?"

Yeah, really.

harryeagar's avatar

I wondered about that. Was there another one labeled 'Lunch Meat" and so he was worried he might put the wrong thing on his sammich?

Enter Ranting's avatar

You're totally right. Now, they're replacing all the gauges and controls with screens. Once those go out, you can just toss the whole car into a crusher.