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The Derp shall rise again, unfortunately. Not unlike the other scum.

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<i>The problem is that people keep calling it a horrible secessionist hate group.</i>

Words – how the fuck do they work?

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He should consider Billy Idol's Rebel Yell as an alternative.

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Nothing to do on a Wednesday night? Had all the boundary signs already been given the extra R?

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<i>No moral issue is really ever settled by the point of a sword.</i>

Uh-huh, right. Can we go ahead and mothball the Pentagon now?

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<i>... no one has given US a teevee show...</i>

I, for one, would watch the hell out of WonketteTV. Especially the "Wonkette After Dark" segment, bow-chicka-wow-wow.

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