Racist Jesse Watters Sorry His Asian Racism Got You All Butthurt
Too bad your sense of humor isn't as sophisticated as THIS GUY'S
Wednesday, we showed you a TRULY HILARIOUS (not funny) segment Fox News dickstain Jesse Watters aired on Bill O'Reilly's dumb TV show. It was a silly goose little human interest piece (completely racist) about a visit to New York's Chinatown, to see what those wacky Chinese people think about the 2016 U.S. American election. Do you wanna watch it again? No, you don't, but if you do, click over to the original piece for such Asian Racism Greatest Hits as the "Oriental Riff" and "look at this old woman who doesn't speak English." You know, just silly stuff. (Racism.)
Well, you won't believe it, but people were pissed off, as the New York Times reports:
The segment provoked an uproar among social media users, and Asian-American groups denounced it as flat-out racist. The Asian-American Journalists Association said it was “outraged and shocked” and demanded an apology from the network.
“We should be far beyond tired, racist stereotypes and targeting an ethnic group for humiliation and objectification on the basis of their race,” the group said in a statement. “Sadly, Fox News proves it has a long way to go in reporting on communities of color in a respectful and fair manner.”
The influential blog Angry Asian Man, founded by Phil Yu, a Korean-American, described the segment in a post as “a new low, even for Fox News.”
“Jesse Watters went for a holy-crap-that’s-so-racist-man-on-thestreet approach,” the post said.
[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/fox-newss-jesse-watters-cant-stop-loling-over-how-weird-chinese-people-are"></a>[/wonkbar]According to the Times , protests were planned at Fox News headquarters Thursday afternoon, and even big shot New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio tweeted that "[T]he vile, racist behavior of Fox’s Jesse Watters in Chinatown has no place in our city."
Huh! But didn't Jesse Watters and Bill O'Reilly agree after the segment aired that the vile racism they just showed was all in "good fun"? Yes, they did!
But we guess that wasn't good enough. : (
So Jesse Watters hopped his racist little tuchas onto the Twitter to say sorry you took his racism wrong:
Light, AIRY racism! Hilarious racism! The kind that makes Jesse Watters LOL so big!
There is so much regret weighing on poor Jesse's heart right now, over how YOU took offense at the thing that brings him joy, which is Fun Racism.
Why did you reverse-racist Jesse The Innocent White Man, by getting racisted by his racism? Why would you hurt him like that?
Oh well. The damage is done and now Jesse is going to be sad all day, and it's your fault.
[ New York Times ]
I regret that Herr Watters is a mouth breather who's stealing our air and eating our food. He is a waste of time and space and shouldn't be on this planet in the first place....But, you know. As long as we're sharing and talking about racism, I have to wonder: So what's Herr Watters's bloodline, exactly? What percentage of "Aryan" is he, exactly? Would he have passed whatever tests the Nazis had, in Germany, back in the day? Just looking at Herr Watters grinning like a dolt in that picture up there, I have to wonder if he'd actually be rotting behind the barbed wire at Auschwitz, if it was still operational.
Well if something by any objective standard is disgusting and racist BUT you label it as all on "good fun", I guess it is OK. Especially if you are the know arbiter of "good fun" like O'Reilly. It's always nice to know the rules.
Whatever disgusting thing I asay and do next will be all in good fun. remember that.
Oh, and fuck you Jesse Watters. Quite a bit of who you really are showed through.