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I regret that Herr Watters is a mouth breather who's stealing our air and eating our food. He is a waste of time and space and shouldn't be on this planet in the first place....But, you know. As long as we're sharing and talking about racism, I have to wonder: So what's Herr Watters's bloodline, exactly? What percentage of "Aryan" is he, exactly? Would he have passed whatever tests the Nazis had, in Germany, back in the day? Just looking at Herr Watters grinning like a dolt in that picture up there, I have to wonder if he'd actually be rotting behind the barbed wire at Auschwitz, if it was still operational.

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Well if something by any objective standard is disgusting and racist BUT you label it as all on "good fun", I guess it is OK. Especially if you are the know arbiter of "good fun" like O'Reilly. It's always nice to know the rules.

Whatever disgusting thing I asay and do next will be all in good fun. remember that.

Oh, and fuck you Jesse Watters. Quite a bit of who you really are showed through.

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Watters looks like Ross Geller from who he stole the line about Chinese food being simply known as food in China. "Friends" aficionados will know that.

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I always prefer the classics, myself. Like "Go fuck yourself Jesse, you humor-impaired sack of shit."

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"Jesse is going to be sad all day..."

...even as he takes his paycheck from Fox to the bank.

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And this is why Trumpians don't apologize.

They simply don't.

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I definitely see your point, although I have to admit I generally default to either asian or south asian as descriptors if I don't know the person well enough to know where they're from. I can see how that would be something to be careful with, though.

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"... I regret if anyone found offense." Standard Notpology. Should have been I'm sorry I was thoughtless and offensive

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And they have adorable offspring, so that would be sad.

Here:

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/i...

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No, I didn't know that. And why would he think anyone would DO that, anyway?

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National Smile Day sounds much more enjoyable.

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A living demonstration of asked and answered.

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While I am a completely non-violent kind of person, knowing how to throw a punch is not a bad skill to have.

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"I regret if anyone found evidence of my crimes."

Weird! No idea why this "apology" doesn't work for other kinds of offenses!

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Why? It is a mystery!

(It's racism.)

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Ronny Chieng's segment is brilliant! But I believe he was saying Jack-on! Jack-off! Jack-on! Jack-off! LOL

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