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"... in 1825!!!1!!!"the new "with votes!"

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I'm going to head to bed. Sweet Dreams!

And yeah, I'm a little worried about Jonny..

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Well, sweet dreams, but now you have me a little worried, and I don't know enough to BE worried or really understand the lay of the land. But I'm sure it will all sort itself out.

And hey, if nothing else, looks like you, me and Kiri will be having a good time, possibly with kites! at the picnic

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As long as there are no hula hoops, we'll have a blast! Have a good night.

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Didn't LePage get 48% in his re-election?

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"...I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton."

I always thought muskets were held upward so the shot and powder didn't fall out prior to shooting. So, LePage, racist but not an ammosexual?

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You know what the difference is between a banjo player and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?

The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.

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Dolly's Imagination Library is the most fantastic thing, I remember her describing how she wanted kids to have books of their very own to read, because they were scarce when she was growing up. Wonderful lady.

And I wouldn't change a thing about her appearance, make-up and all! :)

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Whatever happened to nuking it from orbit, just to be sure?

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Jordan Peele once said that racist was the N word for White people.

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Wait a minute. I googled "she is a cocksucker" and got over 400,000 hits. Of course, they all appear to be from Pornhub.

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Shoulda called (and left a callback number). You, too, could have a precious Paul LePage voicemail suitable for framing.

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Hmm. I was at work so maybe safesearch blocked those.

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...so Herr LePage has seen "Hamilton"? Except he must be bad at history because that duel happened in 1804. So where did the year 1825 come from? Is that some important year in Nazi revisionist history or something?

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I think LePage has more than earned the right to be impeached. Also, too, let's put him in the Wayback Machine to the 1800's. I would love to read the short history of his dueling career.

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No wonder he's so crazy...

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