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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

"... in 1825!!!1!!!"the new "with votes!"

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

I'm going to head to bed. Sweet Dreams!

And yeah, I'm a little worried about Jonny..

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, sweet dreams, but now you have me a little worried, and I don't know enough to BE worried or really understand the lay of the land. But I'm sure it will all sort itself out.

And hey, if nothing else, looks like you, me and Kiri will be having a good time, possibly with kites! at the picnic

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

As long as there are no hula hoops, we'll have a blast! Have a good night.

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bobbert's avatar

Didn't LePage get 48% in his re-election?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"...I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton."

I always thought muskets were held upward so the shot and powder didn't fall out prior to shooting. So, LePage, racist but not an ammosexual?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You know what the difference is between a banjo player and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?

The skunk was probably on his way to a gig.

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arundel's avatar

Dolly's Imagination Library is the most fantastic thing, I remember her describing how she wanted kids to have books of their very own to read, because they were scarce when she was growing up. Wonderful lady.

And I wouldn't change a thing about her appearance, make-up and all! :)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Whatever happened to nuking it from orbit, just to be sure?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Jordan Peele once said that racist was the N word for White people.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait a minute. I googled "she is a cocksucker" and got over 400,000 hits. Of course, they all appear to be from Pornhub.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Shoulda called (and left a callback number). You, too, could have a precious Paul LePage voicemail suitable for framing.

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noktulo's avatar

Hmm. I was at work so maybe safesearch blocked those.

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Theresa Azores's avatar

...so Herr LePage has seen "Hamilton"? Except he must be bad at history because that duel happened in 1804. So where did the year 1825 come from? Is that some important year in Nazi revisionist history or something?

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The Librarian's avatar

I think LePage has more than earned the right to be impeached. Also, too, let's put him in the Wayback Machine to the 1800's. I would love to read the short history of his dueling career.

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Suse 🕊️'s avatar

No wonder he's so crazy...

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