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<i>"We must stop pandering to the pornographers and the perverts, who seek to target our children and destroy their lives."</i>

Unless it is via e-mail.

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Only the ones from Cadbury!

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Don't sugar coat your opinion. 'Cause then Chistie will eat it.

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There's nothing preventing a hetero from hating women; sometimes it even helps.

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He'll be riding in the convertible at the front of the Legitimate Businessmen's Association contingent.

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oh man. i'm sick, i have to work on an important holiday and now we have reduced wonkette?

i blame baggers.

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I don't know, Carl; I still prefer my porn with dudes and whos, versus chicks and whats.

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Carl doesn't seem to be hampered by consistent thinking. My bet is that he is trying to get invited to a mikva party, and is offering to bring the champagne and blow.

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Man...is there no one that fame can't debase? Brittney Spears...Linsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen...and now the Cadbury Bunny. He becomes a famous spokesbunny and the next thing you know is snorting blow off a sows ass and gay balling roosters.

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Anything with the Budweiser Clydesdales would be fine with him.

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<i>...Chris Christie won the Tea Party presidential straw poll, but only because he got hungry and ate all the other candidates.</i> I thought there was a reason! Thanks to our Wonkette for bringing this out.

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What kind of parade does Paladino march in?

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In this case, "wrong" = "correct".

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Apparently one of Teabagger hits was our own Ken Cuccinelli, who is determined to bankrupt UVA by demanding all sorts of documentation relevant to a global-warming climetologist that doesn't even work there now. If there wasn't any global warming before, generating all that documentation should do the trick. If there's one thing Teabaggers love more than sticking it to someone who believes in global warming, it's listening to someone with a Real American name like Cuccinelli.

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"I wanted to make it clear what my position was and I think I clearly defined it."

Actually, it's not clear to me whether your position is as catcher or pitcher. My money is on catcher.

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The thing is, there seem to be fiscal rightwingers and social rightwingers and I keep thinking they'll fight each other to the death, at which point most of them will be gone. I continue to be disappointed, however.

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