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Shill? Any Evidence?'s avatar

Yep, that's the general idea.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

If you want a smile that will light up the universe, just watch a hijabi's face when some gentile greets her like that.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

All he wants for Christmas is gravity.*

*(Photo is sideways where I'm looking at it)

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

Mary, what happened? I thought that you were making more money than that! You must be a very subpar hooker!!!

Ray in VT's avatar

I would say that it certainly was, although it looked very different than how we do it today. Obviously Puritan New England had a bias against it, banning celebrating it for a while in the 17th century.

Incoming Ham's avatar

The should act like her which means that we would be letting in every shouty asshole on earth.

Jgb979's avatar

Odds this woman is currently living off a disability check for obesity mixed with diabetes= 98.6732 percent

Vel Venturi's avatar

Yep. Again, one of the reasons I think he was a rad president, but not a dude I'd like to hang out with.

ibwilliamsi's avatar

Why doesn't "Bess" understand that those ladies were lining up to pay 6% Sales Tax on everything they bought, so they're paying for Bess' shit, too?

ibwilliamsi's avatar

Wouldn't it be funny if the Pastor at Bess' church was actually a Christian and somehow worked "the lovingkindness of our Savior" into his Sermon, along with a jab at how wrong it might be to yell at people about their race or for feeding their children in the checkout line at JC Penney, or anywhere else, for that matter?

It's unfortunate that "Bess" looks like a thousand other old white racist ladies, because I'd hate to be judgmental of old white ladies with bad hairdos and worse posture. Many days I could be included in that description.

britishvoiceman's avatar

and look exactly like we know Jesus looked! /s

britishvoiceman's avatar

"Youre white, you dont have a fuquing clue."

You're replying to a comment about a racist incident with an equally racist comment? - WTF?!!

britishvoiceman's avatar

I've wondered that about Trump.

thebeatgoeson's avatar

WTF with the grammar in that "learn more" window up there?! "Does a shopping mall banning a person for life over a verbal rant justifiable?" Randomly generated headline?

phoenix00's avatar

The white Jesus that spoke perfect English, not that brown one that spoke Desert.