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The "Swanson's Frozen Dinner" joke is Tucker Carlson, isn't it?

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As a non-Christian Gay, I could use a little hocus-pocus.

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"Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." Sorry St. John, Kevin Swanson has spoken.

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Sounds like someone didn't get enough warm hugs as a child.

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Satan's mouthpiece.

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Can some Wonketeer please turn this guy into a frog? I'd say newt, but he'd just wind up on Fox News.

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Or enough fatal beatings.

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I always wanted a girlfriend I could call, "Sir".

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"God Helps Those Who Help Themselves" only applies to Republican economics. The more you help yourself to other people's money, the more God helps you, obviously.

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He must be a wonderful father.

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