So a couple weeks back we looked at how Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson had figured out that Disney's Frozen is turning kids gay, because it just does, OK?
"God Helps Those Who Help Themselves" only applies to Republican economics. The more you help yourself to other people's money, the more God helps you, obviously.
The "Swanson's Frozen Dinner" joke is Tucker Carlson, isn't it?
As a non-Christian Gay, I could use a little hocus-pocus.
"Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." Sorry St. John, Kevin Swanson has spoken.
Sounds like someone didn't get enough warm hugs as a child.
Satan's mouthpiece.
Can some Wonketeer please turn this guy into a frog? I'd say newt, but he'd just wind up on Fox News.
Or enough fatal beatings.
I always wanted a girlfriend I could call, "Sir".
"God Helps Those Who Help Themselves" only applies to Republican economics. The more you help yourself to other people's money, the more God helps you, obviously.
He must be a wonderful father.