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She is awesome!

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Texans wisely keep voting to make him leave the state and not come back for two years. If there were some way to make him a Minister of the European Parliament, so he'd leave the whole continent, they'd have found it by now.

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San Antonio is like going to Mexico without crossing the border and you can drink the water. Texas has it's issues and it's share of jerks but Texas is okay. Try Austin and the Hill Country.

Know Texas before you criticize Texas

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It's Ok, we have Samantha Bee.

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Not just no, but FUCK NO!!! I like my state icons to be, what's the word? Oh yeah, coherent. Funny AND coherent.

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But Louie ain't never boring! The Sarah Palin of Texas... only if he would quit halfway through whatever he starts.

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Molly was and is my hero. And - indirectly she led me to this fine place where they keep her tradition alive. You see, she had a column once where she praised Josh Marshall, among other online pioneers at the time - so on her recommendation, I followed the links and eventually found many great online communities, including this one.

Thanks Molly! And Thanks, Wonkette, for the reminders.

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Public Ort? How about the $600,000 statue of dog poop in the city of San Jose, CA?https://projectilepluralism...

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On his farm. Tending his llamas.

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He's not boring, true. He's also not sane or, see my earlier word, coherent. So no. Just, no. God no.

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Every time I pass this statue, I want to get a photo of a dog (or a human in a dog suit) squatting over it.

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I think they're making too big a deal of this. Benghazi was more of a hobby than work for Hillary.

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Drove from Oklahoma to New Mexico across the top. I know what Molly means by ugly.

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These days, they all work as professional comedians. I don't know if that says something about the state of political commentary or the state of politics.

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Lord, yes. West Texas looks like Global Warming came and went 1000 years ago, and that is what it left behind.

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"The most common cause of computer problems is the loose screw behind the keyboard."

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