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Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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Rocky is the hot Frankenstein guy (having been built from parts), as the other one is Frank N. Furter. Yes, I know (and probably Robyn does too) that technically the correct name for the original Frankenstein's creation is "the Creature", but we're using some cultural shorthand here.

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"I sure wish I would have been taught this when I was a teenager, since I struggled knowing what the boundaries were, and no adult could clearly tell me. The boundaries were made up in their own minds instead of adhering to the Word of God."Bullshit Translator:"I did The Bad Things I am now commanding you not to do most especially don't think for yourself that could lead to dangerous things like critical thinking and questioning authority, especially the patriarchy! 'The boundaries that were made up in their own minds' is also, strangely, the location of where god was made up!"And finally, virginity existed as a property concept, all the foo-fah morality about it came much later. If your daughter was going to command full price at the marriage mart she had to be hymenopterous, else your "vast tract of land" bride-for-land-swap might get reduced to "nice backyard there, mate, good trade on ya!"

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Is "maturbating" for sexxytimes senior citizens? Asking for an Old.

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$10 in the pink, $20 in the stink. Vulgar, perhaps, yes, but I am merely a transcriptorist of overheard convos, don't judge me, judge the Multitude of Flesh What Am The Duggars.

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"I've seen some bad William Tell reenactments but this is redickulous!"

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And then we played ping pong with his balls over the quaint wooden net! Hours of good, clean fun!

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Check out the size of my Purity Balls!

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But I'm an atheist and think that the Bible is incredibly problematic. Don't tell me I can't do what I like with my body strange Christian lady. (Also yup the concept of virginity as being a "proof of a woman's worth" is so silly. I read about a Christian couple who were married for a year and went to a doctor because they couldn't get pregnant. Turns out they just lay next to each other in bed and didn't actually have sex).

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And you just know they are fans of the bad awful form of spanking and against the good fun form of spanking

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"God, me and my girlfriend just made out . It was so nice that you can do us in, please ?" . And nothing happens .

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21 children?

Oh the humanity!

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I guess I was confused because I think she did thd nasty with both of them.

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She wouldn't, but by the time I got married, I was used to pretending to be pure

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Gross, but totally predictable

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It’s a lot of humanity, that’s for sure!

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