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LOL WTF? She’s so full of shit. LMAO... Rand Paul’s neighbor beat him up over, like, a lawn dispute, but she just now started sleeping with a gun bc liberals. They didn’t already have deadbolts and a security system? LMAO... I’m just picturing Rand Paul’s house with a bunch of bedroom doors on the outside of the house.

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thus providing in advance their excuse for the murder of their political opponents ("They threatened me! It was self defense!)

face it; the wingnuts in this shithole country really want to pull off their own Rwanda, and they've been gearing up for it for decades

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no

"realizing", i.e. recognizing what is objectively true, is not his core competency. that (his C.C.) would be lying (Libertarian/Schmibertarian, he's still just another goddamn Republican)

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Only the blah people in tyrannical guv'mint.

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It's pronounced ThroatWarblerMangrove.

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Against tyrannical citizens who dare to speak. Free speech is a right that belongs only to the Conservaturds. It says so right in Article 99 of the Constitution.

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So do you think Rand Paul realizes that he is that tyrannical government he was saying should be shot at?

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She could move to Hawaii. I believe several properties there offer that amenity, on a short-term lease, of course.

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I hate to be so obvious here, but she's clearly not frightened that the violence monger in Obama's office is spreading fear & loathing on a GLOBAL scale. But since President Glowing Orb doesn't even think journalists are people, that brutal murder of a Saudi journalist is Fake News because those billions of dollars of arms aren't going to buy themselves, now, are they, haters & losers?

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To Republicans, civility means submissiveness, respect is ass kissing, and compromise means entirely giving in to your opponents' demands.THEY aren't going to do any of that, because they're PRINCIPLED and if they don't get their way it's because the libs just aren't playing fair, and when they put babies in cages it's ALL OUR FAULT.

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Or the actual gun sights on Sarah Palin’s campaign website? Gabi Giffords might have something to say about liberal violence. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Or she him.

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Logic, like hypocrisy, are not Republican strong points.

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I'm so confused. Republicans have the far right who actually kill people on their side. The Democrats have pithy signs and sometimes they make assholes uncomfortable when they are having dinner. But for some reason Republicans think the left are roaming around with uzi's trying to mow them down (kind of ironic since Dems are mostly pro gun control).

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Blame the real perps: Chad, Smooth Criminal and Easy White Collar Crimey.

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