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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what the intertubes are for.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Given the choice of becoming a born-again christian or having sex with a syphilitic warthog, I'd take the warthog. But thanks for asking.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's their Darwinian duty to cull out the weak, the sick, and the stupid.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Close. It's actually a place of arson: Issa + char.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does the word "Crusade" ever creep into his screed, or is he smart enough to avoid using it (which would make him smarter than G.W. Bush)?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not next, but definitely the final item on Lane's end times to-do list.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

" know little and practice nothing of Christianity."

Keep jawing, fuckface and pretty soon people are going to get tired of your schtick and decide that they want to know little and better still, nothing of Christianity.

You and your dumbass followers are going to deal the death blow to Christianity...not some dudes who love each other deeply and want their son to learn the joys of outdoor life.

Fuck you.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A pagan is everyone who doesn't follow the narrow, bigoted path outlined by Mr. Lane. So that pretty much makes everyone a pagan except him and maybe his wife, but only when she cleaves unto him to make babies.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe not...but Imbabelic could be.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"restore America to her Judeo-Christian heritage" Hmmm.... and what about its heritage before the Europeans arrived?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm pretty sure that's the other David Lane, the late white supremacist.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, that'll work really well here.

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fuflans's avatar

i was raised a christian, i respect christian teachings but i've always had an unhealthy fondness for rome.

does this make me a bad person?

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PubOption's avatar

10 feet per gallon (if I got the calculation right).

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Vienna Woods's avatar

SERIOUSLY? They bill the black guy as "A Minority View"? Because obviously that's where his value as a commenter lies.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sounds more like one of those places liberated by Daenerys Targaryen.

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