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What the... I can't fap to this.

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Only crazy people believe that.

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I can't get hold of them. How about a regular 'copper'?

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Pedantic and pretentious is no way to go through life.

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Here's an update: the so-called "Center for Medical Progress" is a front for the anti-abortion group Live Action, and appears to have obtained its non-profit status by misrepresenting its mission to the IRS. In similar fashion, it has misled its donors wrt its purpose. It's not for nothing that I call these folks "right-to-liars".

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The last Pope must have pimp slapped Ran Paul, and he ain't been the same since?

http://media0.giphy.com/med...

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I'm always reminded of this, on seeing these sorts of arguments.

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And chopping off your balls is the only 100% effective way to make sure you never cause one. Please do this immediately or everyone will write you off as a hypocrite who believes abortions are murder but loves his ignorant self some sex, despite abortion being a potential outcome.

And I don't mean a vasectomy, since those can fail. Chop off your balls or STFU.

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If he bought that thing, he should have demanded his money back years ago.

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Are the Ron Paul doom and gloom the sky is falling and you olds are going to suffer and die unless you go to my website and give me money so you can be saved commercials playing in your city?

He's saying that the 2008 crash will pale in comparison and all elderly on SS & Medicare are going to suffer massively.

Well - YEAH, Ron you nutball douchenozzle - you've got your son working hard to be sure that the economy crashes so hard that no one except the 1% will have food ever again.

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I know this may be hard to understand but that was intentional.

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Bull - they are picking up where the government FAILS IT'S CITIZENS by not providing that everyone who works a week of hard work earns a living wage - nd they do not do so because the government allows employers like WalMart to pay near slave wages and all of those full time workers are sucking down MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars every month - from each store in some cases. IOW - YOU are subsidizing the massive number of Walton family billionaires out of your tax dollars so they can abuse their employees.

ALL of that money SHOULD be going to people who can NOT work and to other worthy projects like infrastructure.

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Eyem a reel Amurrcn downt no hoo that iz

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And can you "defeat" an entity that's neither engaged in war nor playing a game? Or is the GOP declaring war on breast cancer victims now? PP is giving aid and comfort to survivors and must be defeated?

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I was being snarky to the other person, your reply should go to them.

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Silly boy. You must be lost.

This is Wonkette. Here there be Grammar Dragons.

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