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Milk's avatar

Seriously, just vaccinate your OWN fucking kids and shut the fuck up about it.

Who cares what other people do with their own kids.

Stop trying to be everyone's parent.

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Milk's avatar

I like how the writer of this article just ignores the fact that the woman is a complete cunt.

Good job :D

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Milk's avatar

It's nice to see a politician stand up to the media like this.

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Milk's avatar

The interviewer is a klutz.

But that's typical of media interviewers, nowadays...

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Who knew Rand Paul would start taking story cues from Michele Bachmann! Next, he'll be hiding from lesbians.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Rand Paul.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This was one of those times I started reading without noticing who wrote it. About halfway through I scrolled back up because I knew who it had to be. Kudos, Gary.

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fuflans's avatar

that drawl haunts my nightmares. if he gets past even the first couple primaries i'm moving to Canada.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Only without the good kind of boobs.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Rand Paul is about 100 years behind the times. In the old days, daughters were property to be sold (dowry) or "given away" by their father. Some of that lives on in a typical wedding ceremony ... asking the father for permission to marry, the father walking the bride down the aisle, bride's family pays for the wedding.

Mike Huckabee is 2000 years behind the times.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

I'm Board Certified in Fetishistic Practices and Sexual Kinks. That's right--double specialty, bitches!

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Smibo's avatar

Back in 2000, I <i>really</i> wanted G.W. Bush to pick Arlen Specter as his running mate, just so the ticket could be called "Bush n' Specter."

Yeah, I may have grown up a little since then. Probably not though.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She HAD to apologize. I mean, a Rand Paul interview? There's pretty much only one person that would voluntarily watch that shit, and she couldn't risk offending him.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The national press is going to eat him alive and use his intestines to floss him out of its teeth.</i>

Which nation? You can't mean <i>ours</i>.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"I’ve heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines."

As proof we give you exhibit A... Rand Paul, vaccine victim.

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