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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Were there more blahs in the book or something?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm going to America!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Paul looked to energize conservative supporters by warning that genetic tests could identify those who are predisposed to be short, overweight or less intelligent so that they could be eliminated."

Gosh, I wonder how he just happened to choose those traits for his parable for the scare-able.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

If I could have the choice between having invented the Facebook, or having come up with Weedlord Bonerhitler, I think I'd chose the latter.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's always on a carpet too, isn't it ? It's like they are trying to camouflage the mess so you can step on it in the dark.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I know! He'd have a field day with these idiots. He's also the only thing I remember from that film.

malsperanza's avatar

Say, you know who else advocated eugenics?

And no, the answer is not "rabid leftists."

Bezoar's avatar

And hey, it's not like it was <i> copyrighted </i>.

Bezoar's avatar

Voice of Nelson Muntz, "Ha ha!".

Bezoar's avatar

That's why ya gotta have a dog like mine, that eats it. Mmmm!

Lot_49's avatar

We can be sure it probably<i> wasn't </i>BongHits4Jesus, since Scalia declared that name unconstitutional.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fuck y'all. That movie was great.

Lot_49's avatar

You'd think he was married to Christine O'Donnell.

Jared James's avatar

And made that choice, you betcha, to go and be a homo-sexual queer, and get all gay-bortioned, also too.

Something something dead fish float. Like gay DNA babbies.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jerry Falwell’s ghost’s place of "learning,” Liberty "University."

FIFY. Even air quotes ought to be properly placed.