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Were there more blahs in the book or something?

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I'm going to America!!

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"Paul looked to energize conservative supporters by warning that genetic tests could identify those who are predisposed to be short, overweight or less intelligent so that they could be eliminated."

Gosh, I wonder how he just happened to choose those traits for his parable for the scare-able.

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If I could have the choice between having invented the Facebook, or having come up with Weedlord Bonerhitler, I think I'd chose the latter.

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It's always on a carpet too, isn't it ? It's like they are trying to camouflage the mess so you can step on it in the dark.

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Today!

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I know! He'd have a field day with these idiots. He's also the only thing I remember from that film.

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Say, you know who else advocated eugenics?

And no, the answer is not "rabid leftists."

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And hey, it's not like it was <i> copyrighted </i>.

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Voice of Nelson Muntz, "Ha ha!".

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That's why ya gotta have a dog like mine, that eats it. Mmmm!

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We can be sure it probably<i> wasn't </i>BongHits4Jesus, since Scalia declared that name unconstitutional.

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Fuck y'all. That movie was great.

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You'd think he was married to Christine O'Donnell.

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And made that choice, you betcha, to go and be a homo-sexual queer, and get all gay-bortioned, also too.

Something something dead fish float. Like gay DNA babbies.

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Jerry Falwell’s ghost’s place of "learning,” Liberty "University."

FIFY. Even air quotes ought to be properly placed.

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