Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not. [contextly_sidebar id="Uwvfge8uPRvxRTaqNopneHMWY3Iap83S"]See? The insane, dumb Iowa caucuses DO serve a purpose, and it's to get rid of some more of these damn Republicans who think for whatever reason that they might get to be president someday, LOL as if. First it was
None of these asswipes will be the GOP veep. They are all toxic. Huckabee and Paul left before they became so untouchable that not even the Cato Institute would hire them.
But it's fun to speculate about who Rubio will choose. I'm guessing an older, putatively moderate white man ... is McCain available?
Carson will go soon. I think he's out of money. The others will hang in until the first big multistate primary - when is that? End of the month?
Then all the ones still in the low 2 digits will be under huge pressure to depart, releasing their delegates. Otherwise, with so many candidates collecting small batches of delegates, the released ones could be enough to make the convention interesting.
So I kind of hope the rest of the zombie parade hangs on til July.
Isn't it:
Rand pulls out; Santorum fizzles?
Man! If he was Rafe Cruz, his face wouldn't be punchable at all.
Cronuts for Christie.Mafia for The Don.! for Jeb!
I thought Santorum oozed.
Fiorina will be run out on a rail.
So how will Christie depart?
Santorum froths.
None of these asswipes will be the GOP veep. They are all toxic. Huckabee and Paul left before they became so untouchable that not even the Cato Institute would hire them.
But it's fun to speculate about who Rubio will choose. I'm guessing an older, putatively moderate white man ... is McCain available?
What took him so long?
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Carson will go soon. I think he's out of money. The others will hang in until the first big multistate primary - when is that? End of the month?
Then all the ones still in the low 2 digits will be under huge pressure to depart, releasing their delegates. Otherwise, with so many candidates collecting small batches of delegates, the released ones could be enough to make the convention interesting.
So I kind of hope the rest of the zombie parade hangs on til July.
Damn, really? So where are they going to put Turnip?
Nobody move! The first one that makes a move, gets it!
I just bought three of his books. You should too.
Oh he will.
Plus, almost all libertarians are guys who are dicks.
Are they holding hands in that picture?