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Takoma DC's avatar

Isn't it:

Rand pulls out; Santorum fizzles?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Man! If he was Rafe Cruz, his face wouldn't be punchable at all.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Cronuts for Christie.Mafia for The Don.! for Jeb!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought Santorum oozed.

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malsperanza's avatar

Fiorina will be run out on a rail.

So how will Christie depart?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Santorum froths.

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malsperanza's avatar

None of these asswipes will be the GOP veep. They are all toxic. Huckabee and Paul left before they became so untouchable that not even the Cato Institute would hire them.

But it's fun to speculate about who Rubio will choose. I'm guessing an older, putatively moderate white man ... is McCain available?

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

What took him so long?

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malsperanza's avatar

Carson will go soon. I think he's out of money. The others will hang in until the first big multistate primary - when is that? End of the month?

Then all the ones still in the low 2 digits will be under huge pressure to depart, releasing their delegates. Otherwise, with so many candidates collecting small batches of delegates, the released ones could be enough to make the convention interesting.

So I kind of hope the rest of the zombie parade hangs on til July.

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malsperanza's avatar

Damn, really? So where are they going to put Turnip?

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wavicles's avatar

Nobody move! The first one that makes a move, gets it!

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wavicles's avatar

I just bought three of his books. You should too.

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wavicles's avatar

Oh he will.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Plus, almost all libertarians are guys who are dicks.

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Shananigan's avatar

Are they holding hands in that picture?

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