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No we have lives.

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Hilarity did NOT ensue.

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Sounds foreign.

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Proper riot control. Forget calling the Nation Guard, UNLEASH THE MOM'S! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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So, you or your kids never did anything stupid?

John 8:7 (KJV)

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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Yeah, but Chelsea Clinton was named after a Joni Mitchell song, so both sides do it!

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Joni's in a coma, apparently, btw.

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Haha, maybe Rand should hire this woman to take care of his son since he's not up to the task.

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That boy of his has a huge chance of not making it out of his thirties. I know this because I am a vaguely sentient being, who has known people who could not make it out of their thirties.

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...his dad can't spell "Milton".

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If only those kids in Baltimore had a father like George W. BUSH...

Then they could pass out drunk on the White House lawn wearing only flip flops, a Hello Kitty T-shirt with no panties!!!!http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...

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I hate when I miss the disgust. (No I don't.)

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Or one like Gay Muslim hating, 10 Commandment stroking Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore.

http://www.al.com/living/in...

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Or three strike laws that put dad in prison for possession of weed.

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No, I never did! I'm perfect like that. The son is a thug and the father is an idiot.

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Seems like quite few of them Baltimore police could benefit from good parenting.

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