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Patricia Boerner's avatar

Proper riot control. Forget calling the Nation Guard, UNLEASH THE MOM'S! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Patricia Boerner's avatar

So, you or your kids never did anything stupid?

John 8:7 (KJV)

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Yeah, but Chelsea Clinton was named after a Joni Mitchell song, so both sides do it!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Joni's in a coma, apparently, btw.

ksimms's avatar

Haha, maybe Rand should hire this woman to take care of his son since he's not up to the task.

coozledad's avatar

That boy of his has a huge chance of not making it out of his thirties. I know this because I am a vaguely sentient being, who has known people who could not make it out of their thirties.

toomanyrappers's avatar

...his dad can't spell "Milton".

DahBoner's avatar

If only those kids in Baltimore had a father like George W. BUSH...

Then they could pass out drunk on the White House lawn wearing only flip flops, a Hello Kitty T-shirt with no panties!!!!http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...

nothingisamiss's avatar

I hate when I miss the disgust. (No I don't.)

1captainhooker1's avatar

Or one like Gay Muslim hating, 10 Commandment stroking Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore.

http://www.al.com/living/in...

1captainhooker1's avatar

Or three strike laws that put dad in prison for possession of weed.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

No, I never did! I'm perfect like that. The son is a thug and the father is an idiot.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Seems like quite few of them Baltimore police could benefit from good parenting.