Spoiler alert, again: Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul is not going to be president. He is not even going to be the Republican nominee for president in 2016. Thanks to some special rules in Kentucky that you can only seek one office at a time, it isn't even legal for him to
"the green is all the home-schooling Bible-humpers who don’t think Rick Santorum sounds crazy every time he opens his mouth to vomit on John Kennedy’s grave"
Again you mention home-schooling in what appears to be a derogatory way. I might be wrong, but I get the distinct impression that people on this site do not support home-schooling. I have to tell you that the wife and I have been looking into Christian home-schooling and we are quite impressed.
First off, home-schooling gives us a way of bonding with our child while protecting them from the blah- I mean, the disruptive influences of the public school system. Second, the Christian perspective imbues the child with a sense of morality that only the fear of burning painfully in Hell for an eternity can provide. Many of you believe that the Christian home-schooler is teaching inaccurate, archaic twaddle. I am here to say, no! With modern technology we have, at our fingertips, all of the most up-to-date and accurate information to equal or rival the best of schools. No longer is the modern home-schooler a backwards, inbred, toothless, racist, puritanical, painfully stupid, rednecked, fountain of misinformation. We have evolved (in a non-Darwinian sense). Of course, being Christian, some subjects like reproduction and abortion are not covered as fully as we’d like so it’s left a couple of holes in our syllabus. We’ve almost got the course laid out but we’re sketchy on one or two things so I was hoping someone here could help us out by answering a question.
In a typical abortion, is the stork killed before it gets to the house or is it dispatched afterwards?
Good. We've had enough psycho presidents. The last one nearly did us in. And speaking of Dubya, it looks like the money wants his brother. In that case, they may give Rand some play, hoping he would make Jeb look halfway sane by contrast.
Snark aside, as a flaming liberal who did homeschool for part of my child's education, I grind my teeth a little every time a Wonketeer uses "homeschooler" as if the "Right Wing Christianist Nutjob" part goes without saying. But mostly I blame the RWCNs.
The only surprising thing about that map is that there wasn't a speck of purple over Tiffany's in NYC for Gingrich.
Dr. Benway, pushing women and children aside as he moves towards the lifeboats, says, "It's all right, it's all right...I'm a DOCTOR!"
I wouldn't trust the guy eating pudding with a spork, let alone getting anywhere near my eyes. Or with the keys to the nucular football.
This crop of GOP candidates, compared to 2012's, is so fucking boring I'm surprised there hasn't been any calls for Fred Thompson to run.
Anyone who can read Ayn Rand without laughing has a serious humor deficiency.
Silly. It didn't look like that when it walked out of the store.
It only looked like that after Randy took it out of the dryer.
"the green is all the home-schooling Bible-humpers who don’t think Rick Santorum sounds crazy every time he opens his mouth to vomit on John Kennedy’s grave"
Again you mention home-schooling in what appears to be a derogatory way. I might be wrong, but I get the distinct impression that people on this site do not support home-schooling. I have to tell you that the wife and I have been looking into Christian home-schooling and we are quite impressed.
First off, home-schooling gives us a way of bonding with our child while protecting them from the blah- I mean, the disruptive influences of the public school system. Second, the Christian perspective imbues the child with a sense of morality that only the fear of burning painfully in Hell for an eternity can provide. Many of you believe that the Christian home-schooler is teaching inaccurate, archaic twaddle. I am here to say, no! With modern technology we have, at our fingertips, all of the most up-to-date and accurate information to equal or rival the best of schools. No longer is the modern home-schooler a backwards, inbred, toothless, racist, puritanical, painfully stupid, rednecked, fountain of misinformation. We have evolved (in a non-Darwinian sense). Of course, being Christian, some subjects like reproduction and abortion are not covered as fully as we’d like so it’s left a couple of holes in our syllabus. We’ve almost got the course laid out but we’re sketchy on one or two things so I was hoping someone here could help us out by answering a question.
In a typical abortion, is the stork killed before it gets to the house or is it dispatched afterwards?
Is this parody?
Given no unnecessary capitalization and use of "blah"; I am going with probably.
Just read Rand's bio, and he's a FUCKING DOOKIE! GO TO HELL DOOK! GO TAR HEELS!
God, I certainly hope so. I'm an Atheist.
His campaign slogan: Better, or Worse?
Good. We've had enough psycho presidents. The last one nearly did us in. And speaking of Dubya, it looks like the money wants his brother. In that case, they may give Rand some play, hoping he would make Jeb look halfway sane by contrast.
In this photo, Randy's head-muskrat digs in its claws.
Snark aside, as a flaming liberal who did homeschool for part of my child's education, I grind my teeth a little every time a Wonketeer uses "homeschooler" as if the "Right Wing Christianist Nutjob" part goes without saying. But mostly I blame the RWCNs.
Plus Carson has (presumably) saved lives. All Rand Paul ever rescued was the ability to watch more Fox News.