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chascates's avatar

The only other eye doctor in charge of a country is in Syria so maybe we should let Paul just return to medicine.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I HAVE THAT POSTER!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Hare's to a successful race, Mitch!"

--Rand Paul

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bobbert's avatar

Djinn and chthonic?

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fuflans's avatar

i cannot understand how this state with these senators can also have the best functioning obamacare health insurance exchange in the country.

baffling.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>chelonian</i>. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ezAJeaCySV4" target="_blank">Okay</a>, you made me look.

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malsperanza's avatar

Fortunately, we still have Peter King (R-AOTK) to keep us clear on the evil of <strike>Rand Paul</strike> <strike>Obama</strike> <strike>Rand Paul</strike> no wait, Ob<strike>ama</strike> whatever: <a href="http://thehill.com/video/in..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/194483-peter...">http://thehill.com/video/in...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's straining my testudinal fortitude.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

At least if they keep telling each other they are loved it will cloud their view that most people can not stand either one of these jism drops

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“What he has done and what allows him to be the most powerful Republican up there is that he can pull people together,” said Paul</i>

Sounds kinda <i>bi-partisan</i> don't it. McConnell must be a lib'ral.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well I hope they do the right and moral thing which is to get married.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Gamera is friend to children everywhere. (Also, filled with meat.) Gamera is not friend to hateful Kentucky politicians who besmeer the proud chelonian race with his resemblence.

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