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Yes, it is.

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Who turns the pages on his Ant Man comic books?

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But we're not. I fart in his general direction.

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i'm gifted with that corrupt couple too. It was really sad to watch scott running against Nelson. The FL dems should have had an honorable retirement for Nelson for his long service as FL's rep and ran a candidate who didn't look (so sorry Nelson) like he wouldn't make it to election date. scott was running old age ads against Nelson in August way before the dems started their campaign and proved that to be their advantage.

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But... I heard Nelson was once an astronaut!

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Your town is full of idiots.

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The beehive one?

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More like a giant racoon, which is even scarier.

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Maybe rub eucalyptus leaves under her pits?

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And crawls across the floor on its own.

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The vagina is a self-cleaning organ!

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I learned terrorism from the best: the US Army.

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Rats would not eat Rand Paul. They have standards.

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Bet he has hairy feet, too.

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Does he have squirrel pubes?

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Atlas Shrugged was the first book I ever burned. (The Bible was the second and last). I didn't want either of them to be picked out of the trash and read by someone with impaired intellect.

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