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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ladies and Gentlemen. Let me introduce to you...

Joe the Stomper!

*thundering teabagger applause*

The Quirk's avatar

Was he putting his thumb anywhere . . . uncomfortable?

The Quirk's avatar

"If they didn't have anything to hide, why'd they lock the door?"

The Quirk's avatar

Whaddaya got against GI Joe?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm not shocked by violence at a campaign rally or event because stupid people do stupid things sometimes.

I also don't consider it a symptom of the candidate's rhetoric in general, since Rand Paul isn't exactly making "stomp on a liberal's head" part of his campaign platform.

What I am shocked by is how much this attack is being not just excused, but condoned.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The "Citizens United to Stomp the Shit out of Annoying Liberals" ruling will also ensure that he can remain anonymous whilst exercising those First Amendment rights.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Unfortunately, Dr. Paul is a big believer in the Profitt motive.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok, so you have backpain, you can curbstomp someone, and then request an apology.

I have some pretty serious hunger, so I should be able to kidney punch the guy in the Subway line ahead of me. He'll probably apologize immediately, since he knows full well what he is up to, attempting to thwart my position.

THANK YOU LIBERTARIANS, YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOCIETY BETTER!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am not sure here... do you need to apologize to the table now, or does your head need an apology from the table, or does the table need to apologize to you, or perhaps it is your <i>conscious will to harm your head</i> that needs an apology from your nerves that sensed the painful blows? Oh wait, maybe it is just the Wonkers that you need an apology from, after all... ?

I wish I was a better shitdouche, this doesn't come naturally to me.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hitler: "Goddamn this dandruff!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dude...Donkey Punch: Ur duing it rong

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Apparently, <i>human voices</i> aren't very common in teaturd circles...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Imagine a human face being smashed by a cheap sneaker, forever.

It's like American is the WalMart remake of 1984.

PsycWench's avatar

The world of apologies has never been the same since Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face and got an apology from him.

PsycWench's avatar

Think of the likely damage to Profitt's back caused by Valle's unnecessary attempts to get up and escape the stomping. I mean, couldn't she see he was in pain and that she should meekly submit to being stomped?