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Thanks! Updated.

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dope money.

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We won a war?

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Only for five minutes at a time.

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Seems to me that instead of rooting around for birth certificates we should require a medic to check these guys out to make sure they have a pulse. Paul sounds very much like a sociopath passing himself off a small govt. capitalist. There can be no such small govt when pursuing and administering the empire and, if Marx was right, which history is sadly proving, imperial capitalism is pretty close to the end of the road. And where was it said we won that or any war since WWII. Pansy ass wars in Grenada and elsewhere in Central America don't count. Paul and company should read Thursdays to understand the overreach of empire and how successive military defeats of a "great army" are the royal road to collapse.

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I was told there'd be no math. I think I meant .0000203 of a Syrian refugee per American. Fixing!

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Erlich: "You told me it would work! I believed you!"Dinesh: "Yeah, you fucked up too."

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Reptilian?

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I would trade 10,000 random Iraqis and ship them Rand Paul in exchange. Think about all the good he could do there preachin' self-reliant libertarianism to them. Or, as a target for firearms training. Either works for me.

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I'll pitch in for airfare so long as it is one way.

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We have always been at war with Afghanasia.

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Tom Cotton wants to thirteen-step ISIS.

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Implacably communist, but with a shit-ton moar billboards now.

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And now they only rely on the kindness of strangers. Takers!

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You haven't seen this kitten.

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HINT: second prize is two Afghanistans!

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