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I don't think being a self proclaimed amateur pediatric gynecologist is much of a qualification for the job.

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Next you'll be telling me that Cap'n Crunch didn't really fire crunch berries from his cannon.

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just when i think they're can't be any more funny cat videos.

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Rand Paul is nurturing as much credibility as his grandmother's fishsticks.

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desires to be

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was Mrs Paul the one legged model or the vegan photog's daughter?

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Ted could never be a general- he'd shit his pants the moment they tried to designate his rank

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Thou hypocrite, first cast out the Glock out of thine own eye

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Neither. She was in a domestic partnership with Betty Crocker. Rand Paul has yet to deny it.

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If the child brings the Republican to a climax, yes.

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The offspring of '60s singers Paul and Paula.

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Let he who is without sin, blow some sinning bastard away.

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so Rand is Poppin' Fresh

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