Has it been more than ten minutes since Rand Paul reared his ugly reactionary head to yammer about if only you could keep a nuclear silo made of guns in the bedroom, you could defend your home against all enemies? It has? Then it must be time for another installment of How Criminally Awful Is Rand Paul? Today's episode teaches us that he is really really awful!
I don't think being a self proclaimed amateur pediatric gynecologist is much of a qualification for the job.
Next you'll be telling me that Cap'n Crunch didn't really fire crunch berries from his cannon.
just when i think they're can't be any more funny cat videos.
Rand Paul is nurturing as much credibility as his grandmother's fishsticks.
desires to be
was Mrs Paul the one legged model or the vegan photog's daughter?
Ted could never be a general- he'd shit his pants the moment they tried to designate his rank
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the Glock out of thine own eye
Neither. She was in a domestic partnership with Betty Crocker. Rand Paul has yet to deny it.
If the child brings the Republican to a climax, yes.
The offspring of '60s singers Paul and Paula.
hey!
Let he who is without sin, blow some sinning bastard away.
so Rand is Poppin' Fresh