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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I don't think being a self proclaimed amateur pediatric gynecologist is much of a qualification for the job.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Next you'll be telling me that Cap'n Crunch didn't really fire crunch berries from his cannon.

fuflans's avatar

just when i think they're can't be any more funny cat videos.

schmannity's avatar

Rand Paul is nurturing as much credibility as his grandmother's fishsticks.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

was Mrs Paul the one legged model or the vegan photog's daughter?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ted could never be a general- he'd shit his pants the moment they tried to designate his rank

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the Glock out of thine own eye

schmannity's avatar

Neither. She was in a domestic partnership with Betty Crocker. Rand Paul has yet to deny it.

chascates's avatar

If the child brings the Republican to a climax, yes.

chascates's avatar

The offspring of '60s singers Paul and Paula.

The Quirk's avatar

Let he who is without sin, blow some sinning bastard away.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Rand is Poppin' Fresh