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I hope he is focusing on Hillary's real faults. They're off the chart!

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You can send Rand any tip in the world that strikes your fancy. The only thing that will happen is that your inbox will be inundated with pleas for money.

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Secretly? For goodness sakes, there's a Tribble on his head!

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'Top people on it' = Conservapedia contributors

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Marco Rubio is going to announce something?

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And my scrofula!

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Hillary is telling my cat what to do.

WHERE'S MY MUNNIEZ? http://media0.giphy.com/med...

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I'm glad to read that Rand Paul believes in fairies. Now. Does he believe they have the right to marry each other?

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... RaPaul has a wealth of conviction, a richness of delusion, and that's all that matters. Apparently.

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... if by "mystery machine" you mean "cluster fuck"... I agree.

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... if you heard it on the intertubes, then it must be true. Of course, the conspiracy websites will explain that Hillz IS the Nigerian Prince, because reasons. Ipso facto, ergo sum laude, carpe per diem. Oh... and duit on mon dei.

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... Miss Linz will... if you tell her all the matching shoes have been hidden elsewhere in the mansion. I have a feeling those closet doors will burst open.

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... perhaps because the response would be... "look in the fucking mirror, murderer"?

Oh, wait, The Juice actually has supporters - my bad. It just might work.

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... or waiting to plagiarize.

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I thought his crowd was the Libertarian base his father ginned up, no? While they might be supportive, I don't think they have any political influence. But maybe that's just me...

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.. now, that's some fan-fic I'd love to read!

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