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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

so, that's the slim shutdown, amirite?

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

the large print edition could add a few pounds.

Terpsichord's avatar

They are great lap dogs.

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

This is my theory of how the Rs got into trouble, actually. They told their "all Ds are traitors" and "trickle down economics" fairy tales for years to keep the rubes in line. But now we have a whole new generation of legislators such as Senator "Ayn" Rand Paul that grew up actually believing this stuff because they weren't there when the stories were concocted. This is one reason so many are retiring early. They arrived in DC, bright-eyed and bushy tailed, ready to smite the traitors and turn the economy around. But after a while they either figured out the game themselves, or an older mentor pulled them aside and whispered in their ear that they're actually the bad guys.

Kooolest G's avatar

will the real slim shutdown please stand up

Zyxomma's avatar

Not the moon, please. Send Rand Paul to the asteroid belt.

Kooolest G's avatar

that must be why the french cook with so much butter and why we have so many guns

Ray in VT's avatar

That opening sentence is just amazing. "The hero of pointless grandstanding."

Kooolest G's avatar

and if there's any family that loves pushing endangered animals to extinction, it's the trumps

Queen Méabh's avatar

No doubt that is part of the French Paradox - the apparently paradoxical observation that French people have a relatively low incidence of coronary heart disease compared to Americans, while having a diet relatively rich in saturated fats compared to Americans. Perhaps we need a new ad campaign: "Butter doesn't kill people, guns kill people."

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

So you're saying - he should admit he has no power over Congress, and his administration has become unmanageable?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

A surplus which was not only squandered but drove us back into negative territory under the Shrub, IIRC..

Trofim Lysenko's avatar

Chuck Schumer is playing 11th dimensional chess