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True fact: Near the end of World War II, the Red Army was closing in on Berlin. The Nazis had almost no forces left to stop them. It was hopeless (if you're a Nazi). So Hitler promotes Major Spitsbrain (or whatever his name was) and orders him to defend Berlin. This dimwit is happy! He calls all his friends and family, bragging about his promotion and what an honor it was and so on. A few days later Berlin was captured. No word on what happened to that "No. 2".

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It's amusing all right - but the logistics of keeping a supply of red-hot pokers always at hand is <i>such</i> a headache.

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Don't be a cynic. You know damned well the Pentagon gets Al Quaeda's weekly mailing of their updated organizational chart.

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Well, another one just got promoted. Getting your ass blown up without taking any infidels with you only gets you to Martyr, second class. Which is nice, but not exactly on the executive ladder.

BTW, I am SO tired of these assholes and their bitching ("Hey, where de virgins at?") when they get down here. Will someone up there please clue these idiots in?

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More now than it did before.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ukCfwlDhxRQ" target="_blank">Look, sir...droids!</a>

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SEAL HALO drop landing on your roof, in 3,2,1

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<i>The second decade of the “War On Terror” will be “particularly significant,” too, we bet.</i>

You appear to be quite cavalier that the amount of uncleared brush in this country has risen exponentially since Obama took office.

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