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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Judging from the lather he worked himself into yesterday in Georgia, I'd say someone else is feeling it, too!

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Well, at least we'll finally get the truth about UFOs!

Sherry's avatar

He’s lying (pick ANYONE cuz they’re all doing it) and Randy Andy most likely sold sensitive information to dictators. Plus the FBI never questioned him? For why? In 2001 Bush was president but what about the others? Somewhere Barr is involved no doubt. Let’s ask Comey why it wasn’t done when he was there.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Barr was deeply involved in Epstein's incarceration. Very deeply.

Maybe's avatar
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It has always seemed weird to me that men routinely claim to be the stronger sex, but if a woman (or under-age girl) tempts him, then it's clearly her fault. Learn to control your little dicks, guys. It's not up to women to do it for you.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I think our esteemed Editrix recently posted this video of Jax, “Victoria’s Secret,” about Wexner.

https://poshmark.com/listing/Dolce-Gabbana-Classic-Pointed-Toe-Black-Eelskin-Stiletto-Heels-684e0aff7ac6291a6cc09be8

I like it, but I personally prefer her song “I Choose Violence.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgIK_bNAACY&list=RDIgIK_bNAACY&start_radio=1

glenglish's avatar

Makes you wonder who the fuck else they're hiding.

tehbaddr's avatar

I don't know Scully, I think there's more to this.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

OMG, I thought the caption of what Wexner’s attorney said to him during the deposition was a joke. But no, you can actually hear him whispering to shut the fuck up.

I get it. I represented a few clients at depositions who just couldn’t stop stepping on their own dick. For those, I would wear my “deposition shoes” - a pair of 4” black eelskin Dolce & Gabbana stilettos with pointy toes, so I could “accidentally” kick the under the table when warranted.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Haha no that was real alright.

He's deep in this, along with Piggy.

(don't mention the 4" heels, fukui, don't mention the 4" heels)

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"Trade envoy" sounds like one of those bullshit jobs they give to members of the royal family who can't even be trusted to do the usual performative shit like show up and be civil at ceremonies, ribbon cuttings, etc. And yet he screwed it up. This guy can't even be deadwood right.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Based on comments I saw downthread, it sounds like the witless citrus was doing his "weave" performance somewhere. Did he mention his deep appreciation for Arnold Palmer's massive cock?

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

"Witless citrus". Excellent.

wobbly's avatar

Donald Trump didn’t add any substantial evidence for his claims that justices on the supreme court who ruled against his IEEPA tariffs today are being “swayed by foreign interests”.

He didn’t name specific foreign actors, but claimed they have “undue influence” over some of the jurists.

“Whether it’s through fear or respect or friendships, I don’t know, but I know some of the people that were involved on the other side, and I don’t like them. I think they’re real slime balls,” Trump added.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/feb/20/us-iran-nuclear-deal-trump-agreement-strikes-latest-news-live-updates

Maybe's avatar

Oddly enough, the Constitution does not require a Supreme Court Justice be a US citizen. They always have been since the early days when a lot of people in the US were not born here, but it's not a requirement. There is no citizenship requirement at all.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

If you remember that every accusation is an admission then it makes sense.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Now he's just straight-up slandering the 2 justices who voted against him. And doing his Hitler shtick.

helenasgarden's avatar

I figure that to most sane people what they hear is what cats do, 'blah blah blah'. What a bore.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Sane people should not have to put up with a clinically insane leader.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

I can only take so much of this dreck. Later

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

It finally ended. Tariffs end wars!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm watching the Olympics and just reading the feedback on here. Much more sanity-saving.

helenasgarden's avatar

Me too. I can't believe they're almost over!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I know! Hate the IOC, *love* the Olympics.

wobbly's avatar

"They've got windmills destroying their beautiful fields and meadows."

TakingAmes's avatar

As opposed to mountaintop removal mining destroying mountains?

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Lindsey, you've got more yelling to do.

helenasgarden's avatar

My only objection to windmills is that they should be made prettier by painting them different cheery colours.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Ooh, I love this idea! They could look like tulips.

helenasgarden's avatar

Yep. Fields of flowers! 🌈

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

I'm sure the press is about to ask him about the unreleased Epstein files, right?

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Right??!?