From the Jimmy Kimmel teevee program, here's some excerpts from the super-steamy mash notes of President Warren G. Harding to his mistress, Carrie Fulton Phillips. It is quite educational! Did you know that Harding called his tallywhacker "Jerry"? We did not! The only thing we remember about Harding was our 11th-grade history teacher's vwerdict on him: he was a man who got elected because people thought he looked like a President.
You see, "Hardon" sounds a lot like "Harding," which is how the homophonesexuals try to trick you into tinking about guzzling Jerry Soda.
<em>&quot;Did you know that Harding called his tallywhacker Jerry&quot;</em>
...kinda makes you wonder what John <strong>BOEHNER</strong> calls his micro penis?
Harding&#039;s Jerry was no LBJ Jumbo.
The phrase &quot;Calvin Goddamned Coolidge&quot; just makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.
...I was kind of leaning toward Ted Cruz
&quot;he was a man who got elected because people thought he looked like a President.&quot;
Just like Reagan, and unlike, for example, our current President, for some reason.
Heeeeeere&#039;s Johnny! ?
You see, &quot;Hardon&quot; sounds a lot like &quot;Harding,&quot; which is how the homophonesexuals try to trick you into tinking about guzzling Jerry Soda.
The Republicans deny that there is a Warren Women.
At least someone else reads Dok&#039;s italic lead-outs.