From the Jimmy Kimmel teevee program, here's some excerpts from the super-steamy mash notes of President Warren G.
<em>&quot;Did you know that Harding called his tallywhacker Jerry&quot;</em>
...kinda makes you wonder what John <strong>BOEHNER</strong> calls his micro penis?
Harding&#039;s Jerry was no LBJ Jumbo.
The phrase &quot;Calvin Goddamned Coolidge&quot; just makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.
...I was kind of leaning toward Ted Cruz
&quot;he was a man who got elected because people thought he looked like a President.&quot;
Just like Reagan, and unlike, for example, our current President, for some reason.
Heeeeeere&#039;s Johnny! ?
You see, &quot;Hardon&quot; sounds a lot like &quot;Harding,&quot; which is how the homophonesexuals try to trick you into tinking about guzzling Jerry Soda.
The Republicans deny that there is a Warren Women.
At least someone else reads Dok&#039;s italic lead-outs.
<em>&quot;Did you know that Harding called his tallywhacker Jerry&quot;</em>
...kinda makes you wonder what John <strong>BOEHNER</strong> calls his micro penis?
Harding&#039;s Jerry was no LBJ Jumbo.
The phrase &quot;Calvin Goddamned Coolidge&quot; just makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.
...I was kind of leaning toward Ted Cruz
&quot;he was a man who got elected because people thought he looked like a President.&quot;
Just like Reagan, and unlike, for example, our current President, for some reason.
Heeeeeere&#039;s Johnny! ?
You see, &quot;Hardon&quot; sounds a lot like &quot;Harding,&quot; which is how the homophonesexuals try to trick you into tinking about guzzling Jerry Soda.
The Republicans deny that there is a Warren Women.
At least someone else reads Dok&#039;s italic lead-outs.