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And I believe it continued in an effort to get searches for "Sarah Palin" to yield up "hookworms" among the first few results, similar to the adoption of santorum as a noun. Now the question of whether Sarah Palin has hookworms has become as <i>meh</i> as she has.

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Didn't he make an oopsie in 94 as well? What was his explanation last time?

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A future so scary Orson Welles had to make a movie out of it. <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xc1169_late-great-planet-earth-trailer_shortfilms" target="_blank">"The Late Great Planet Earth" trailer.</a>

The book this movie is based on was almost word-for-word what I was taught in my crazy-ass former church as a kid. NOW I'M FUCKED UP FOR LIFE! I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING!

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/savageelizabethupthere.png" target="_blank">Oh yeah!</a>

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I'd fuck the shit out of Sara Benincasa.

This has nothing to do with what you were talking about,I realize, but I felt it was worth mentioning.

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<i>Also: New Zealand survived the Rapture! Good for them, we guess.</i>

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/meanwhileinaustralia.png" target="_blank">Meanwhile...</a>

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Sara Benincasa?

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We're not safe until Israel is nuked out or given over to the mooslins. Then the Rapture is kaput and Jesus moves to another solar system.

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