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eddi-SABH's avatar

Any holiday where humans bring trees indoors id a cat holiday. If you have cats, bet sure to stabilize the tree.

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jenn's avatar

๐™ธ ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š” ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐š ๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ๐š—'๐š ๐š™๐š˜๐š’๐šœ๐š˜๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š”๐šŽ ๐šž๐šœ ๐šœ๐š’๐šŒ๐š”..."๐›๐ฎ๐ญ" ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐šœ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š....

๐šƒ ๐š ๐™ฐ ๐™ฒ ๐™บ ๐™ณ ๐™พ ๐™บ . ๐™ฒ ๐™พ ๐™ผ

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Michael's avatar

Climbing Christmas trees... It's the Cat-egorical Imperative!

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Babe Paley's avatar

Why is that first cat so hilarious to me?

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

because you're a fine human being, obviously

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Thanks for the cats!

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Those are some good hard working kittehs defending their trees and all.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I love kitties enjoying Christmas. This is why I stopped putting up trees decades ago. Instead, I have a decoration that my cat(s) can tear apart.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

My favorites are the cats who are like "What? I'm your new Christmas tree decoration!" and the one who can't even be bothered to get out of the cat bed to attack the ornament. 100% total cat!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

CAT: "Now, if I could only figure out how to get The Human to attack the shiny tree stuff FOR ME..." ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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carovee's avatar

Of all my cats, none have ever been interested in the Christmas tree as more than another source of water.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Does anyone have 2 or 3 dozen cats to spare? We've already broken four ornaments from our tree, so I figure, fuck it, I'll decorate with live cats instead.

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satch's avatar

One of our long ago holiday traditions was picking the tinsel off our cat's butt after she ate it.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

We move all the bells and hard to break, heavy ornaments to the bottom branches. So far, no climbing, just silver bells silver bells...

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Menotsure's avatar

When Jesus hit the planet earth

To bring some joy and peace

He didn't count on feline pets and

Living room pine trees

Paws and claws and hanging balls

Result in bauble bats

Christmas may be for humans

But these trees are for cats.

So have a merry Christmas

With those you prize and love

But don't be underneath the tree

When a cat falls from above.

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Michael's avatar

IMO M, you are the poet laureate of the Wonkeverse!

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Menotsure's avatar

I appreciate the honor and I'd like to thank my management team ...if I had one.

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Michael's avatar

๐Ÿ™‚ my management team is currently standing over me eating my brunch noodles while I sit here texting!

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Revenant's avatar

Cats believe that we put those things up as jungle gyms just for their behoof.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Cats know EVERYTHING we do is for them.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Purrfect! May your days be merry and bright, friend!

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marcus816's avatar

May yours be furry and bite!

(I donโ€™t know either, but it rhymes!)

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Menotsure's avatar

And be it so with you and your's.

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Michael's avatar

Furballs in the boughs. Nice ornaments!

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Revenant's avatar

They know damn well that they are too cute for you to stay angry. Just give you that "what's the matter?"look and that adorable little face wipes the slate clean.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

And yet, we dumb hoomans keep putting the damn things up and festooning them with dangly, irresistible shiny things.

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BECKY's avatar

Years ago, 11 to be exact, we got a puppy and decided he'd be a problem around the tree so we bought a table top tree and put all of our favorite ornaments on it. Then we liked it so much- and it's so much easier than a big tree! we still do it. And Jack is still with us btw, the sweetest dog ever and he never once tried to knock off an ornament.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Cute kitties but that tree won't make it through the holidays.

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TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

I donโ€™t even try. Years ago I had a good boy who didnโ€™t bother the tree so much.

I also had a corgi who used to lie under the tree and quietly open presents.

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Sallyfemina's avatar

Thank you for reminding me about the documentary. I saw it when it first aired and loved every minute of it. Their shared childhood reminiscences were the most delightful part.

Also thank you for cats in Xmas trees.

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G B's avatar

The 60 minutes link is broken or disabled guess which?

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

The joke density is doing cover fire for the real point: when Americans have to watch their own journalism through foreign mirrors, something fundamental has already broken. Laughing isnโ€™t denial here. Itโ€™s the last working alarm system weโ€™ve got.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Shocking to think that a piece on interior design would have gayness in it.

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eo's avatar

Does anybody know if a gold-plated battleship will float? Asking for a demented WH resident.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Deej, at TPUSA:

โ€œMidterms are coming around the corner, and make no mistake, the Democrat Party wants to do whatever they possibly can to shut this movement down,โ€ he said. โ€œNot just the Democrats. The RINOs.โ€ He went on to note: โ€œYou see the manufactured attacks on JD [Vance], myself, my father โ€” anyone who understands that this isnโ€™t the Republican Party anymore. Itโ€™s the โ€˜America Firstโ€™ Party. Itโ€™s the โ€˜Make America Great Againโ€™ Party. And we are not going back!โ€

When the room erupted into applause, Don Jr. suggested that anyone with a less-than-enthusiastic response to his comments likely wasnโ€™t a Republican. โ€œBy the way, if someone wasnโ€™t chanting โ€˜USAโ€™ next to you, you know theyโ€™re a Democrat plant, because they just canโ€™t do it,โ€ he said. โ€œItโ€™s like pouring holy water on a vampire.โ€

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-turning-point-usa-speech_n_6949bae5e4b0c3ddb2234186?origin=article-bottom2-nonlife

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Cincinnatus's avatar

A straw poll taken at Turning Point USAโ€™s AmericaFest over the weekend:

Attendees expressed the greatest support for Pete Hegseth. Over 83% of respondents โ€œstrongly approveโ€ of the defense secretaryโ€™s job performance. Among others who garnered high approval ratings: Health Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. (80.8%), Secretary of State Marco Rubio (78.6%) and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem (72.8%).

On the flip side, Attorney General Pam Bondi earned strong approval from just 32.9% of those polled. With 15.6% โ€œsomewhat disapprovingโ€ of her job performance and 13.4% โ€œstrongly disapproving.โ€

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/turning-point-americafest-least-favorite-trump-member-poll_n_694ab7b2e4b080674ceb77d1?origin=home-latest-news-unit

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Iโ€™m writing later than intended, but hereโ€™s an update from my hospital bed:

Round 8 (9?) of IV antibiotics. If theyโ€™ve figured out the culprit yet, they havenโ€™t told me. Givenโ€ฆcertain phrases that have been used, is it a wonder Iโ€™m beyond depressed? Not even food has any appeal at the moment.

For now, it seems all I can do is wait and see. Iโ€™ve had ultrasounds on both legs to check venous an arterial flow, blood cultures, and more poking and prodding than the last time I got frisky. And a CT scan and x-rays of my foot. And yet no answers beyond โ€œweโ€™re gonna pump her full of antibiotics!โ€

If thereโ€™s good news, itโ€™s this: I donโ€™t have to hide who I am in here. Iโ€™m Shiloh to the staff. Or Miss Shiloh, for those doing the more formal thing. And that helps.

More later tonight.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

HANG IN THERE!!! I see HEALING in your future!

Sending positive thoughts and warm, healing vibes!

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Too bad that clip isn't shareable. the 60 min one I mean.

Trump is guilty of crimes against humanity. But we all know that.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

โ€˜GI Jelloโ€™: JD Vanceโ€™s Training Session With Navy SEALs Clobbered By Critics

"Vice President JD Vance on Monday shared photos of his training with the Navy SEALs in Coronado, California. He jogged on the beach, helped carry a log, climbed netting and looked patriotic in front of a flag."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-vance-navy-seals_n_694a59a6e4b099a75cbe2644?origin=home-latest-news-unit

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Sick, evil, despicable:

Santa Claus handcuffs a migrant, processes one into jail, and tracks the boarding of a deportation flight in a new Immigration and Customs Enforcement video to promote self-reporting:

https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/2003240315575312731

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-video-santa-claus_n_694a9269e4b0582005c45762?origin=home-latest-news-unit

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cynmac's avatar

I agree with the sentiments of the critical comments.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Bari Weiss probably puts dog poop in a bag, ties it, and leaves it in your tree lawn.

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Erika's avatar

I LOVE that Albert Brooks doc!! Highly recommended from me. :)

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Axomamma's avatar

This may be a duplicate but I am not seeing what I thought I posted in response to the report of Kash and his armored BMWs.

"The Quandt family are the heirs of the BMW fortune, which has made them the richest family in Germany. Together, siblings Stefan Quandt and Susanne Klatten own more than 40% of BMW and are worth about $38 billion.

"Their grandfather, Gรผnther Quandt, was close to Hitler and used labor from concentration camps in his factories. Their father, Herbert Quandt, was a member of the Nazi Party and has been accused of committing war crimes."

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/03/1095475495/quandt-volkswagen-bmw-porshe-stefanquandt-guntherquandt-herbertquandt-quandt

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Actually, the Nazi connection aligns perfectly with Kash Patel.

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Axomamma's avatar

Kash and his armored BMWs are maybe not the best look?

"The Quandt family are the heirs of the BMW fortune, which has made them the richest family in Germany. Together, siblings Stefan Quandt and Susanne Klatten own more than 40% of BMW and are worth about $38 billion.

"Their grandfather, Gรผnther Quandt, was close to Hitler and used labor from concentration camps in his factories. Their father, Herbert Quandt, was a member of the Nazi Party and has been accused of committing war crimes."

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/03/1095475495/quandt-volkswagen-bmw-porshe-stefanquandt-guntherquandt-herbertquandt-quandt

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