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AIB's avatar

Did anyone say anything that made any sense? Rhetorical question. This is like a conversation at a bar among people who know nothing about politics or election campaigns.

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Zap's avatar

Dumbasses. Everybody knows Taylor Swift is gonna be president.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, wait. Since Hillary married a ‘black’ man, that makes her black too! Well, these CPAP bungholes may not be bright, but at least they’re honest about their racism. What a circle jerk.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

“The difference is Richard Nixon had respect for norms and the United States of America,” he explained. “Joe Biden is the capo of a criminal organization, The Biden Family. He doesn’t care about the country. All he cares about is himself. I could see him the day after his next inauguration or the day before Donald Trump’s Inauguration, god willing, him pardoning his brother, son and himself.”

Look, is he a doddering old man who doesn't know where he is or is he a criminal mastermind committing Carmen San Diego-levels of crimes? Cuz ya gotta pick one, guys.

Also LOL at the idea of Richard Nixon respecting anything. Dude was so paranoid he bugged himself.

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tempusfugit's avatar

Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound sack. (a 'blivet') LOL

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MTE_NYC's avatar

Shit yes, but at least we know Schlapp did not grab Crowley's ample ass.

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kmblue187's avatar

CPAC sounds like a barrel of shit.

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belfryo's avatar

How heavily featured was Mr. Schlapp? Because honestly that could be the reason for the low turnout. Even though Republicans have low to no standards, they still know that the allegations against Mr. Schlapp or 100% true. They may not publicly stand against him, but that doesn't mean they have to show up for any parties that he throws.

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belfryo's avatar

It doesn't feel like Cpac is coming from a position of power to me. it's like a 60 year class reunion where most of your classmates are either dead or too infirm to show up. Who was supposed to bring the potato salad?

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Dina's avatar

Euwe, don't eat it! They don't seem too concerned about hygiene or not coughing into the mayo.

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belfryo's avatar

Well it's either the potato salad or all of the Watergate salad that everybody else brought. Who was supposed to coordinate this goddamn thing. There isn't one cocktail weenie in sight

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Dina's avatar

Just lots of regular weenies.

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Marla's avatar

I wouldn’t worry too much about CPAP. From the photos I saw, there didn’t seem to be too many attendees.

Maybe next year, they’ll have their meeting in my backyard. I’ve offered.

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Zap's avatar

This particular assisted breathing device actually makes you choke on your own vomit.

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belfryo's avatar

I'm sure a a lot of young Strait men stayed away for obvious reasons. So that explains some of the low attendance

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You don't bring four pussies to a catfight.

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Darn you, darn you to heck's avatar

Fin de siècle capitalism is certainly the strangest of times. Weird, bizarre, peculiar.

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belfryo's avatar

Slowly at first and then suddenly and all at once.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

jfc what are these people huffing? and why aren't their mothers taking it away from them?

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belfryo's avatar

They wouldn't be there in the first place if their mothers loved them

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Paytheline's avatar

These folks should all have conservators.

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James Baskin's avatar

How much projection can be crammed into one room? We will never know.

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42tontom's avatar

I feel dumber just having read about these people.

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