Former fake Texas Congresswoman Shelley "Dracula Cunt" Sekula Gibbs won an election, once: it was a "special" election to determine who would warm Tom DeLay's old seat when he resigned in shame. For seven glorious weeks she served our nation, and then there was a normal election, and she lost horribly to a Democrat named "Slick Nick" Lampson. She
Re-Elect Texas' Greatest Pretend Representative
Re-Elect Texas' Greatest Pretend…
Re-Elect Texas' Greatest Pretend Representative
Former fake Texas Congresswoman Shelley "Dracula Cunt" Sekula Gibbs won an election, once: it was a "special" election to determine who would warm Tom DeLay's old seat when he resigned in shame. For seven glorious weeks she served our nation, and then there was a normal election, and she lost horribly to a Democrat named "Slick Nick" Lampson. She