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455 Rocket Cat's avatar

My brain wants to see chonker cats on the pier so badly.

Menotsure's avatar

With golden hair

And a huge ego

He lumbers through

To the front row

He thinks he is a king sea lion

The others think not so

They will all be very glad

To see that large chonk go.

NatalyaResists's avatar

"He is probably just very food-motivated.” No way!

tehbaddr's avatar

Now those critter are definitely stinky! I've been to the pier and witnessed their fishy flatulence and bellowing IRL!

Runfastandwin's avatar

Chokers is large

and also fat

and you better watch out

or he will squash you flat

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Fatty and skinny laid in the bed

Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

During my much too short visit to SF, this is where I came to have my morning coffee; I was enchanted with the sea lions, we didn’t see Chonkers there though. I can’t imagine that sucker climbing up on your boat like the California Sea Lions do.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Hi!"

"DUDE! Don't rock the damned raft!"

Jen has Puce Sarcasms's avatar

I like the bit at the end where they are all scramblin to get out of his way

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, wouldn't you?

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Chonkers may be big, but he's cute!

VasyaCognito's avatar

He is on about the reflecting pool, this morning.

PatriotTakes πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

β€ͺ@patriottakes.bsky.social‬

Trump wants credit from the New York Times for his reflecting pool β€œrepair” job

https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.bsky.social/post/3mlnq7fiva22c

Chemical's avatar

OMG that video game has Sexy Horse Vladimir Putin in it.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

Ironically Cat Butthole, Oklahoma is right across the border from Dog Sniff, Kansas.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

How long until Taiwan is served up to Xi’s China, without a shot fired?

Seriously. Where can I place a bet on this? There are already odds, yes?

The Wanderer's avatar

Expect tech stocks to wither like irises in a blast furnace.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

As long as there’s room in the furnace for Peter Thiel.

Rhand Holm's avatar

New Orleans is not β€œthe most important cultural center in America.” It may be the party capital though.

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Jazz was born there. So, definitely a center of culture.

The Wanderer's avatar

I think that's what they mean.

Chemical's avatar

I read Kash Patel's line in the video game in Aziz Ansari's voice.

schmannity's avatar

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After being totally vindicated & exposing the Covid plandemic hoax, Alex Jones breaks down how ticks, mosquitos, & gain-of-function viruses are being genetically modified by the globalists to destroy nations & set up their New World Order system!

PrimerGray's avatar

Bloodsucking parasites. Takes one to know one.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

he is too stupid not to get sued again.

GOOD.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Well, he should know about ticks, he is one.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

Forget Nike Air and Bach Flower Remedy…

Bach Air, Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major, Sir Neville Marriner, Academy of St Martin in the Fields, 2016

The things olden days people had to do get some music up in this bitch, my my.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Re: New Orleans being DOOMED!

Of course it is doomed. Every place on planet Earth is doomed on some timescale. For most places it is a geological timescale so much longer than our pathetic human life span that it is practically forever. Not so New Orleans - it was doomed on a century timescale by the tendency of the Mississippi River to jump its course, which it would already have done by now were it not for the intervention of the Army Corps of Engineers. They’ve already bought it many decades of life - but it is a form of life support, and one that is itself detrimental in the long run. The bottom end of the Mississippi now flows well above the surrounding land level, held aloft by levies. By dredging to keep it open - an economic must of New Orleans - we increase the pressure on those levies. The river should be building out its delta; by keeping a clear path we increase the upstream/downstream pressure making big floods and the threat of levy failures larger. Eventually a levy will fail and the river will choose a new course and it’s game over for New Orleans as it has been. That’s gonna happen. The timescale is decades if not years. And that’s aside from sea level rise and monster hurricanes and wet bulb temperatures likely to exceed human tolerance, all of which also threaten the city on decadal timescales.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate the odds.

There were people - mostly white male scientists who could tell you what I just told you - who wanted to evacuate the parts of New Orleans that got flooded by Katrina: simply not rebuild. That was the correct call from a strictly technical perspective, because flooding there is inevitable. It was also widely seen, not incorrectly, as racist, since the same logic applies to Miami Beach which is in dire threat from sea level rise but I haven’t heard anyone suggest evacuating Miami Beach, probably because rich white people live in Miami Beach but poor Black people were the folk obliged to reside in the more flood-prone sections of New Orleans. There is a lot of magical thinking in Miami Beach that somehow money and technology will save them from the inevitable. It will not. But it can buy them time - as with New Orleans, that time is a matter of decades, not centuries.

So, when do we throw in the towel? When people there vote with their feet, as a lot of people did after Katrina.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Conservative counterpoint:

New Orleans can stay right where it is. If reed rafts were good enough historically, they’re good enough now.

[I’m sorry, but it’s not my fault that nothing is funny anymore.]

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Good morning Wonkette!

News about a news aggregator (ground nees) posted on a news aggregator.

https://youtu.be/wLKuUY88B0I?si=TDBhITiJRHK_FgjX

Being released's avatar

I wonder how much a buy for "Trump makes zero public appearances in China" is going for on the prediction markets.

The Wanderer's avatar

He'll visit the open-air market in Wuhan.

memzilla's avatar

Iran has added another condition to its negotiations:

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"Release the Epstein files"!

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

Are Americans so chuffed about *GAS PRICES* (Joe Biden did this ^) that they’ve forgotten *TARIFF* price hikes?

https://www.alternet.org/the-right-wing/trump-culture-wars/

PrimerGray's avatar

Selected tidbits from this date in history...

1996β€”Sec. of State Albright tells β€œ60 Minutes” that killing 500,000 Iraqi children with sanctions is β€œa very hard choice, but…the price is worth it.”

1987β€”News reports say Oliver North lost a $10 million contribution for the Contras by using the wrong Swiss bank account number.

1984β€”Philip Abrams, HUD Undersecretary under R. Reagan, says Hispanics live in crowded homes out of β€œcultural preference,” not poverty.

Nancy Naive's avatar

β€œThere are only three great cities in the US, New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. The rest are Cleveland in various sizes.” β€” Tennessee Williams, playwright, 1911-1983

<whispering> <What?>

β€œThat’s right, there are two great cities…”

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Pfft. Other cities should wish they were Cleveland in their respective sizes.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Fuck yeah!