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Thomas Molano's avatar

Chonkers is “probably just very food motivated”. My brother from another mother!

Antifa Commander's avatar

“He is probably just very food-motivated.”

Lol.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Big and beautiful

Miss Grundy's avatar

Chonkers, stop acting like a common Trump!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

HI, CHONKERS!!!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

*Furiously starts typing screenplay for buddy action movie starring Chonkers, Linus, and Axl. Copious amounts of salmon will be needed.*

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Before you go rushing down to Fishermans Wharf to see Chonkers in the flesh, invest in a military grade gas mask to prepare yourself for wafting odor that awaits you from the hundreds (and in season, thousands) of seals and sea lions hanging out on those piers.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Even so, I miss Fisherman's Wharf. Visited there a lot with my grandfather when they lived in Monterey. Probably changed a LOT since then.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, they are stinky!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Crashin' da PAR-TAY!!

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

My brain wants to see chonker cats on the pier so badly.

Menotsure's avatar

With golden hair

And a huge ego

He lumbers through

To the front row

He thinks he is a king sea lion

The others think not so

They will all be very glad

To see that large chonk go.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Chef's kiss! Or rather, chonk's kiss.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

He even pushed the President of Montenegro off the pier once.

[edited to correct the country - thanks Grundy!]

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL! Underrated comment.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Trump pushed the president of Montenegro out of the way at the photo opp at his first overseas meeting during his first administration. What a dickhead POS.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Of all his many outrageous actions, I can still picture that one. Such an asshole move.

NatalyaResists's avatar

"He is probably just very food-motivated.” No way!

tehbaddr's avatar

Now those critter are definitely stinky! I've been to the pier and witnessed their fishy flatulence and bellowing IRL!

Runfastandwin's avatar

Chonkers is large

and also fat

and you better watch out

or he will squash you flat

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Fatty and skinny laid in the bed

Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

During my much too short visit to SF, this is where I came to have my morning coffee; I was enchanted with the sea lions, we didn’t see Chonkers there though. I can’t imagine that sucker climbing up on your boat like the California Sea Lions do.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Hi!"

"DUDE! Don't rock the damned raft!"

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Wanderer starts writing story about a large and in charge sea lion in 3…2..1…

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Come on, dude. That’s totally in your wheelhouse.

The Wanderer's avatar

Plenty of days in the year.

Hmm, big fat bull seal and an equally big-framed polar bear sow . . . Out on the pack ice . . .

2Cats2Furious's avatar

See? I knew you could come up with a storyline.

Thomas Molano's avatar

So I'd like to know where you got the notion

Said I'd like to know where you got the notion

To rock the boat

Don't rock the boat, baby

Rock the boat

Don't tip the boat over

Rock the boat

Don't rock the boat, baby

Rock the boat

Paul Prothero's avatar

Aw, thanks for the ear-worm 😖

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

I like the bit at the end where they are all scramblin to get out of his way

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, wouldn't you?

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Chonkers may be big, but he's cute!

BlueSpot's avatar

Well, to be fair, Cat Butthole is the only place around here where the local Waffle House has been replaced with a Tim Horton's.

PuraVida's avatar

Dayum! Never heard of Tony, but she tore him up.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Important- under WHITE babies.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

The news is too depressing. But I have planted my herb garden and now have fresh parsley and basil for the summer, so I will take solace in that.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It will take stronger herbs than that to give me solace.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I think I know just the herb you need.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m not a fan of roasts. They’re too mean-spirited these days. On the other hand, fuck Tony Hinchcliffe.

But what do I know, I’m under-babied. You know, if republicans want (white) people to have more babies, maybe they could stop destroying the economy and do something about making having babies something people can afford to do.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Ah! Natalism. Because the planet isn’t overpopulated enough already.

Mark Lungo's avatar

I really thought that Hinchcliff's racist humor would help Trump lose the election. I wish I had been right.

Enter Ranting's avatar

I really thought "grab 'em by the pussy" was going to tank his candidacy. But the phrase wound up on MAGAt women's t-shirts.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I know. Every time we think he’s hit bottom, we find out there isn’t one.

Enter Ranting's avatar

How does one know if one is properly-babied?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

You get to take seven months off work to have a reality TV show about taking your kids to see the world’s largest statue of Elvis in East Dog Shit, AK.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

The Dems did a shadow hearing on the Epstein files. Apparently not on TV, but there is a record on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80lWhMeDpp4

cmd Human Scum's avatar

"Republicans would rather self-destruct than save themselves from Trump"

Pretty depressing piece about what wimps the R's are as opposed to some who at least tried to control TFG in his first term.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/11/republicans-trump-popularity

Jamoche's avatar

I cannot hear “underbaby” without thinking of the old Underdog cartoon.

Eureka's avatar

I was thinking “underboob”.

Having young teens and seeing their ridiculous fashions I am now familiar with “undercheek” as well.

As in “March yourself upstairs, young lady, and put in a pair of shorts that doesn’t show the world your undercheek! And put those in the outgrown box!”

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Sweet Polly Pruebred.

God blessed us with Wally Cox.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Purebred. I only know that because I lived with that reference all my Pollyanna life.

Runfastandwin's avatar

We deserve so much more from our justices. Not one voter in a hundred thousand (if that) reads dissenting opinions or really even knows what SCROTUS does. They should be out in the streets evert day protesting instead of impotently pontificating from behind the dais. Same goes for Congress for that matter.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

We should have been out in the streets protesting when Mitch wouldn't give Obama's pick, Merrick Garland, a hearing because it was an election year. Turns out that was true for more than one reason. We would have been so much better off with someone other (tougher) than Garland as AG.

PRW's avatar

'This article makes the moral argument that actually “saving New Orleans is not optional.”' In the sense that it's not an option, maybe. Orange Hardicanute is not going to turn back the tide.

Mark Linimon's avatar

(obligatory) valueless skin tags libels.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

under-babied 🤮 Dr. Oz is an embarrassment to, and a rancid boil on, society for far too long.