Before you go rushing down to Fishermans Wharf to see Chonkers in the flesh, invest in a military grade gas mask to prepare yourself for wafting odor that awaits you from the hundreds (and in season, thousands) of seals and sea lions hanging out on those piers.
Trump pushed the president of Montenegro out of the way at the photo opp at his first overseas meeting during his first administration. What a dickhead POS.
During my much too short visit to SF, this is where I came to have my morning coffee; I was enchanted with the sea lions, we didn’t see Chonkers there though. I can’t imagine that sucker climbing up on your boat like the California Sea Lions do.
I’m not a fan of roasts. They’re too mean-spirited these days. On the other hand, fuck Tony Hinchcliffe.
But what do I know, I’m under-babied. You know, if republicans want (white) people to have more babies, maybe they could stop destroying the economy and do something about making having babies something people can afford to do.
You get to take seven months off work to have a reality TV show about taking your kids to see the world’s largest statue of Elvis in East Dog Shit, AK.
Having young teens and seeing their ridiculous fashions I am now familiar with “undercheek” as well.
As in “March yourself upstairs, young lady, and put in a pair of shorts that doesn’t show the world your undercheek! And put those in the outgrown box!”
We deserve so much more from our justices. Not one voter in a hundred thousand (if that) reads dissenting opinions or really even knows what SCROTUS does. They should be out in the streets evert day protesting instead of impotently pontificating from behind the dais. Same goes for Congress for that matter.
We should have been out in the streets protesting when Mitch wouldn't give Obama's pick, Merrick Garland, a hearing because it was an election year. Turns out that was true for more than one reason. We would have been so much better off with someone other (tougher) than Garland as AG.
'This article makes the moral argument that actually “saving New Orleans is not optional.”' In the sense that it's not an option, maybe. Orange Hardicanute is not going to turn back the tide.
Chonkers in the hed gif! Find out more here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/chonkers-an-ample-archduke-among
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/198190b9-68cc-4147-b32c-61f38b4c506c?utm_source=share
Chonkers is “probably just very food motivated”. My brother from another mother!
“He is probably just very food-motivated.”
Lol.
Big and beautiful
Chonkers, stop acting like a common Trump!
HI, CHONKERS!!!
*Furiously starts typing screenplay for buddy action movie starring Chonkers, Linus, and Axl. Copious amounts of salmon will be needed.*
The Good Boys!
Before you go rushing down to Fishermans Wharf to see Chonkers in the flesh, invest in a military grade gas mask to prepare yourself for wafting odor that awaits you from the hundreds (and in season, thousands) of seals and sea lions hanging out on those piers.
Even so, I miss Fisherman's Wharf. Visited there a lot with my grandfather when they lived in Monterey. Probably changed a LOT since then.
Oh, they are stinky!
Crashin' da PAR-TAY!!
My brain wants to see chonker cats on the pier so badly.
With golden hair
And a huge ego
He lumbers through
To the front row
He thinks he is a king sea lion
The others think not so
They will all be very glad
To see that large chonk go.
Chef's kiss! Or rather, chonk's kiss.
Thanks!
He even pushed the President of Montenegro off the pier once.
[edited to correct the country - thanks Grundy!]
LOL! Underrated comment.
Trump pushed the president of Montenegro out of the way at the photo opp at his first overseas meeting during his first administration. What a dickhead POS.
Of all his many outrageous actions, I can still picture that one. Such an asshole move.
"He is probably just very food-motivated.” No way!
Now those critter are definitely stinky! I've been to the pier and witnessed their fishy flatulence and bellowing IRL!
Chonkers is large
and also fat
and you better watch out
or he will squash you flat
Fatty and skinny laid in the bed
Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead
During my much too short visit to SF, this is where I came to have my morning coffee; I was enchanted with the sea lions, we didn’t see Chonkers there though. I can’t imagine that sucker climbing up on your boat like the California Sea Lions do.
"Hi!"
"DUDE! Don't rock the damned raft!"
Wanderer starts writing story about a large and in charge sea lion in 3…2..1…
Hmm . . .
Come on, dude. That’s totally in your wheelhouse.
Plenty of days in the year.
Hmm, big fat bull seal and an equally big-framed polar bear sow . . . Out on the pack ice . . .
See? I knew you could come up with a storyline.
So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
Aw, thanks for the ear-worm 😖
I like the bit at the end where they are all scramblin to get out of his way
Well, wouldn't you?
Chonkers may be big, but he's cute!
Well, to be fair, Cat Butthole is the only place around here where the local Waffle House has been replaced with a Tim Horton's.
Dayum! Never heard of Tony, but she tore him up.
Important- under WHITE babies.
The news is too depressing. But I have planted my herb garden and now have fresh parsley and basil for the summer, so I will take solace in that.
It will take stronger herbs than that to give me solace.
I think I know just the herb you need.
I’m not a fan of roasts. They’re too mean-spirited these days. On the other hand, fuck Tony Hinchcliffe.
But what do I know, I’m under-babied. You know, if republicans want (white) people to have more babies, maybe they could stop destroying the economy and do something about making having babies something people can afford to do.
Ah! Natalism. Because the planet isn’t overpopulated enough already.
I really thought that Hinchcliff's racist humor would help Trump lose the election. I wish I had been right.
I really thought "grab 'em by the pussy" was going to tank his candidacy. But the phrase wound up on MAGAt women's t-shirts.
I know. Every time we think he’s hit bottom, we find out there isn’t one.
How does one know if one is properly-babied?
You get to take seven months off work to have a reality TV show about taking your kids to see the world’s largest statue of Elvis in East Dog Shit, AK.
The Dems did a shadow hearing on the Epstein files. Apparently not on TV, but there is a record on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80lWhMeDpp4
"Republicans would rather self-destruct than save themselves from Trump"
Pretty depressing piece about what wimps the R's are as opposed to some who at least tried to control TFG in his first term.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/11/republicans-trump-popularity
I cannot hear “underbaby” without thinking of the old Underdog cartoon.
I was thinking “underboob”.
Having young teens and seeing their ridiculous fashions I am now familiar with “undercheek” as well.
As in “March yourself upstairs, young lady, and put in a pair of shorts that doesn’t show the world your undercheek! And put those in the outgrown box!”
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
Sweet Polly Pruebred.
God blessed us with Wally Cox.
Purebred. I only know that because I lived with that reference all my Pollyanna life.
We deserve so much more from our justices. Not one voter in a hundred thousand (if that) reads dissenting opinions or really even knows what SCROTUS does. They should be out in the streets evert day protesting instead of impotently pontificating from behind the dais. Same goes for Congress for that matter.
We should have been out in the streets protesting when Mitch wouldn't give Obama's pick, Merrick Garland, a hearing because it was an election year. Turns out that was true for more than one reason. We would have been so much better off with someone other (tougher) than Garland as AG.
'This article makes the moral argument that actually “saving New Orleans is not optional.”' In the sense that it's not an option, maybe. Orange Hardicanute is not going to turn back the tide.
(obligatory) valueless skin tags libels.
under-babied 🤮 Dr. Oz is an embarrassment to, and a rancid boil on, society for far too long.