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Austin's Central Market? Get some Saint Arnold root beer, it's awesome!

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No, I would offer to carry your packages for you.

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"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

wc fields

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man so sorry. and it's good to be reminded that there are people in need and there's always at least a couple sides to an argument.

thanks for that.

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god i HATE these people. hate hate hate them. if i had a daughter i would let her date a carney before one of these free market assholes who see business opportunities in the misfortune of others. and society's attempts to help.

(sorry for the venom. i worked for an asshole republican sucking at the gov't teat while loudly proclaiming the evils of gov't....)

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Well, with a name like that I believe that you are Canadian! Go Frantics. The malls that I infrequently frequent have no such stores, and I rarely see them on the streets in my necka the woods.

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I'll continue harassing people younger than me who rise those courtesy scooters in stores. "What kind of mileage do you get in that? Do you have square wheels for staircases? Are you hoping for a wider model to carry your fat ass?".

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Can you even get snow tires for a scooter?

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First they came for the Rascals, and I said nothing, because I was not a Rascal Ranger. Then they came for the Segways, and again I said nothing, because I was not an incredible dork. Then they pretty much stopped. Oh well.

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Note to FEMA: target Walmart next.

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This is another one of things that has us north of the border shaking our heads in disbelief. I hardly ever see anyone riding a scooter in the True North Strong and Free.

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