Ancient lizard god Ronald Reagan achieved many things during his 93 years on Planet Earth, one of which was the actual creation of Planet Earth (modern conservative scholars will confirm this, so don’t argue). It seems our greatest president’s 100th birthday will occur this February 6 (mark your calendar with eagle tears, plan a seance, etc.), so both his actual son and his unwanted adopted son are marking the occasion by releasing dad-themed books:
I heard Michael Reagan on Off-the-Mark's show, and Mr. Reagan is constantly being urged to run for President. I know this to be true because he said it.
I'm sure the fact that he has a new book out has nothing to do with this flirtation. It may turn into a one-night stand; I seriously doubt it's going to be a long-term relationship.
I wonder if Michael R. has a long-form birth certificate. If he's going to run for President, it's never too early to find out all about that.
RR: Someone get the door. NR: Michael, would you get the door? MR: There’s no one at the door! Dad is hearing bells again. Get RRjr to answer the door. RR: Someone get the door! RRjr: Something stinks, Mom did you change Dad this morning? NR: We have a maid for that but she has Christmas off. MR: I’m not changing him! RRjr: I’m not changing him! NR: Fine then, we’ll just wait till tomorrow. RR: Someone get the dang door!
Do either of the Messrs. Reagan explain (justify?) President Reagan's support of Saddam Insane - and then double-crossing him by trying to selling arms to Iran (you can't spell "Iran-Contra" without "Iran").
Or how the Reagan Administration's support for Afghan "freedom fighters" turned out to be support for the Taliban and the actual, factual roots of the 9/11 attack? Somehow the annodyne term "blow-back" doesn't quite sum it up.
Or how about the huge Federal debt run up during the two Reagan administrations? Not to mention rampant inflation. President Jimmy Carter was right - we needed fiscal restraint and energy independence and the rest.
Unfortunately, President Reagan failed to lead our nation in the right direction.
Ronnie didn't even recognize his adopted son at his high school graduation!
I’m guessing Christmas at the Reagan’s wasn’t much fun.
I heard Michael Reagan on Off-the-Mark's show, and Mr. Reagan is constantly being urged to run for President. I know this to be true because he said it.
I'm sure the fact that he has a new book out has nothing to do with this flirtation. It may turn into a one-night stand; I seriously doubt it's going to be a long-term relationship.
I wonder if Michael R. has a long-form birth certificate. If he's going to run for President, it's never too early to find out all about that.
December 25th at the Reagan household...
RR: Someone get the door. NR: Michael, would you get the door? MR: There’s no one at the door! Dad is hearing bells again. Get RRjr to answer the door. RR: Someone get the door! RRjr: Something stinks, Mom did you change Dad this morning? NR: We have a maid for that but she has Christmas off. MR: I’m not changing him! RRjr: I’m not changing him! NR: Fine then, we’ll just wait till tomorrow. RR: Someone get the dang door!
Do either of the Messrs. Reagan explain (justify?) President Reagan's support of Saddam Insane - and then double-crossing him by trying to selling arms to Iran (you can't spell "Iran-Contra" without "Iran").
Or how the Reagan Administration's support for Afghan "freedom fighters" turned out to be support for the Taliban and the actual, factual roots of the 9/11 attack? Somehow the annodyne term "blow-back" doesn't quite sum it up.
Or how about the huge Federal debt run up during the two Reagan administrations? Not to mention rampant inflation. President Jimmy Carter was right - we needed fiscal restraint and energy independence and the rest.
Unfortunately, President Reagan failed to lead our nation in the right direction.